Ideas for when this happens (tmi)

[GemmaD12]

I'm not sure if it just me who gets annoyed/frustrated by this - but I thought I would share. Hopefully it will at least give you a laugh - but if you have any solutions I would be grateful to receive them! :)

Okay - so as you are probably aware, I suffer from constipation.

So on Friday - ugh - I had no choice but to go at work.

Let me set the scene - five cubicles, and I'm in the one furthest from the door - trying to go, but can't.

Then somebody goes into the cubicle next to mine - and blatantly is just sitting there waiting for me to leave before she will go!

It's bad enough having constipation - without having an audience too! I eventually had to give up and leave!

So - as a hopefully amusing Sunday discussion - what would you do if the same thing happened to you?

Drop wet loo roll down the toilet to make "plops" until she goes away. Or say "sorry, just about to do a terrible terrible fart, you might want to come back later..." Or cry loudly, that always seems to unnerve people.

Oh no, Maybe she's a nervous wee-er! We have some toilets at work in a locker room and for some reason I always end up going in desperate for the toilet and there are people having what look to be confidential conversations in there (once between one of the bg managers and a senior member of staff, once between two colleagues where one was crying).

I could not pee no matter how hard I tried, and I was really desperate! I was willing them to leave and le me empty my bladder in peace.

Last time I went at work... Ten minutes, three flushes and a queue of five people when I came out.

I've been constipated but started to drink a Virgin Mary every day.
I don't know if its the tobacco or the Worcestershire sauce but its really made it softer and quicker.