You know your in the final weeks when....

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You find yourself cleaning out the fridge sat on a birthing ball

Walking round the supermarket you merrily fart away because there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop it.

Every hour you scale Mount Everest (the stairs) to go to the loo expecting satisfaction when all you manage is an unsatisfactory drop but just enough for baby to push on your bladder even more than before.

You try brushing your teeth and lean forward to spit but it gets on your shirt and belly... or you eat and find crumbs and food/drink stains all over your shirt... just saving it for later.

Also you wake up in the middle of the night cause your mouth is drooling and your face is lying on a cold wet puddle of drool so you flip your pillow to the opposite side and plant your face on another drenched cold wet spot so you end up rotating the corners of each side of the pillow hoping the next time you flip it you’ve given the pillow enough time to dry off...

When you feel like you wanna kick your feet cause you have restless leg syndrome and feel like punching your dh in the face for complaining about anything... just have a crazy uneasy weird feeling..

Crying because you left something downstairs and now you have to go and get it.

Rolling over in bed is a planned manoeuvre.

OH has moved to the sofa.

Slugging gaviscon in the middle of the street.

People actually get out of your way in the bus.

Trying to roll over to your other side in bed...getting stuck on your back where you’re sure you’ll be slowly suffocated by baby’s weight

Constantly dropping things and just leaving them there.

Struggling to get out of bed and wondering if you're crushing baby's head in the process.

Endless text messages asking how you're feeling. Oh you know, the same as yesterday when you asked the same question.

Everyone else being more excited than you as you face the prospect of surgery and a hospital stay (ELCS) - neither of which you've had before.

Being uncomfortable doing just about anything.

You can’t flush any wipes - even the so called flushable ones!