Im 38 weeks pregnant, fed up and ive just eaten..............................................................

[Mandymoo]

A gorgeous M & S Chicken Korma and Pilau Rice swiftly followed by TWO portions of M & S Lemon Zesty Cheesecake

Am i a terrible person? Dont care - it was lovely!

That's nothing - I'm only 27 weeks, but can beat that, if I wasn't too embarrassed to write it all down!!!!

You must be posher than me though, my food was from asda!!!

I only went to M & S cos i had vouchers to use up that my work colleagues gave me when i went on maternity leave

Im still hungry though - might see if dd has any easter eggs left............................. no - i couldnt.............................................................. could i?!?!?!

why not make up a few batches of scotch sweet pancakes, lovely with double cream and syrup on top. Theyre great for a pregnancy midnight snack batter keeps in fridge overnite.

Course you could, you'd be doing DD a favour, it's not good for her to eat too much chocolate. You eat it all, and she can have a yummy apple!!!!

Think dh has already beaten me to the eggs - little pest!!!!!

Send him out for some more, then..

How dare he eat your DD's chocolate??!!

Unfortunately he's gone out on the beer with his football team mates - might text him telling him my waters have broken!! Or is that a bit cruel?!

order takeaway, make sure its one that has a 15 quid minimum for delivery that gives you an exscuse to get loads

or text him and make him get you a pizza and some fried chicken on the way back from the pub

LOL!!!! Bit hard to fake though!! You could tell him you're having an early night, you've these pains that keep coming and going!! Would he know what you meant?

probably not! I cant remember the last time i actually felt full up! Quite fancy some hot buttered toast now............................................................... or a packet of jaffa cakes!

Have both, you know you want to!!!>

BAHB goes off to get another piece of cheesecake...........