Well I'm fake tanned and shaved of lady garden - must have a hot date tomorrow!

[hockeymum]

All ready for my elective section now!! Got dh to shave me to avoid the painful dry bic shave done by a midwife and did a fake tan on my pasty face! We considered writing a little message in diamante on my lady bits for the surgeon or shaving one in, like "Welcome" but decided it might distract him!

'Welcome'...oh my, how big was your lady garden??!

like a baccy pouch i presume

some glitterspray or body shimmer would make it sparkle

rubles, well we couldn't quite fit welcome earthling on there! (I jest)

Aw, you could have tied a little bow on there...

You should of left a strip and dyed it pink

Or plaited it

LOL I did the same the week I was due (fake tan waxing and a pedicure), like they really care what we look like. TBH during the labour it was also the last thing on my mind . Good luck for tomorrow hocketmum.

oops I mean hockeymum .

Yes, good luck Hockeymum. Lovely to think you'll have your baby tomorrow :)

You could do a pen line that says 'cut here'

Hope all went well today Hockeymum, and you are enjoying your new ds/dd.

Hope you are now holding your new ds/dd.

Thanks girls. Just a little update. Still have sore fingers from typing the whole birth story on the may babies thread yesterday. Had a wonderful experience compared to last time baby Theo Jack was born at 10.11am on friday and I was home by lunchtime on Sunday.

Sadly no-one commented on the wonderful shave but the photos of skin to skin in the recovery room looked markedly better for me being fake tanned, I highly recommend it.

Congratulations :)

many congratulations! But the important stuff is - which fake tan did you use?

No. 7 mousse, although I prefer their spray one which is fantastic! Haven't had time to look at the long fake tan roll call thread yet though!