The best thing about my partner going to work on my day off is......

[iamwhaticallpregnant]

I can expel wind whenever I need to instead of having to hold it in or go upstairs to the toilet multiple times.

I can sit in my pajamas all day and not wash.

I sometimes think if he didn't come home at night it would enable me to pee in a bucket or nappy in the bedroom as opposed to pulling my enormous SPD'd body out of bed 35 times a night to use the toilet.

Just thought I'd share.
29 weeks pregnant.

blimey I do the first two things when DP is here!

Haven't done the third one but when we went camping a few weeks ago I used a shewee and an empty plastic bottle in the middle of the night instead of trekking across the fields to the loo

I'm well classy, me.

Yup, also do the first two in front of DH. He's going to have to deal with MUCH worse than farting (i.e. labour!)

Haven't done the third one but only because I'm too chicken to google "adult nappies", although is tempting as am sick of peeing every hour during the night (but not during the day, what's that all about then?!)

30 weeks pregnant...

I can't pass wind in front of him - it goes against everything I believe in. I worry a lot that he'll go off me - I think him smelling or hearing my odious gases would be the final straw. I am absolutely terrified of the labour - but there's not much I can do about that.

I have intoxicated my husband few times with my sewage farts when I had a bad tummy. They seem to smell the worst when I'm in bed . I did few silent lethal ones under duvet, and not until he rolled over and lifted the duvet that he almost passed out from the smell . there's always a first time , I tell him that he should be worried if I didn't fart . Farting is as natural as eating, sleeping and going to toilet, that's my defence !

Rhianna next time you should give him a dutch oven

I also do the first two in front of Dp, though I do leave the room sometimes if I'm having a perticularly pungent day also means I don't have the pleasure of the aroma.

Just get yourself a chamber pot for the last one op.