Things you should never say to a pregnant woman

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"You need to get a grip"

and

"What the heck is wrong with you?"

'Are you keeping it?' No random colleague, I thought if tell everyone I'm pregnant and then terminate, just to keep you in your toes
'What does the father think?'
'You're the type that'll be fat forever now.'
After asking how far gone I was, 'Oh that's nice. My friend found out her baby had died when she was that many weeks.'
'Has your fanny got really swollen and brown yet?' Actually, that one made me laugh my head off more than get angry

Some priceless ones in there scentednappy

On telling a colleague I was pregnant "oh I thought you had put on weight in your face". Cue me then being paranoid about my fat face from that day onwards.

On telling a friend I was pregnant, "I knew it, your hair looks shit". I booked a hair appointment that afternoon.

My former, v camp, GP on confirming the pregnancy, "Yes, it seems you're pregnant. Oh well, never mind."
He was the first person to know, other than my husband and it was my first, MUCH anticipated pregnancy at age 32. Found another GP after that!