Worst preggo thing you've done so far?

[MyNameIsSuz]

So last night I hit a new low. Am 37 weeks, and went for a nice relaxing (read: slow and for a maximum of 20 minutes) swim last night. Well done me, health health health! Got out and showered, then found in my bag a doughnut (a doughnut!) I'd bought earlier and not eaten - so I scoffed the lot, still in my towel, in the swimming pool changing rooms. Oh the shame.

Please tell me someone else has done something similarly stereotypical?

Demanded DH come home from a night out because I was lonely and could "hear" noises in our new house... Cried down the phone at him but then promptly fell asleep before he got home and didn't awaken until the morning, meaning he had come home for no reason.

Can quite easily eat a tub of ice-cream to myself in one sitting...

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I ate a whole multi pack of walkers crisps yesterday and then felt sick.

after a particularly long day at work, mentally and physically exhausted. I climbed into my car and couldn't remember how to drive. had to call DH to collect me. that was at about 16 weeks in my last pg.

nothing too bad so far, but got 29 more weeks to.

I'd give anything for a proper jam doughnut. I live abroad and can't get them. So eat as many as you possibly can!

Started crying when I realised chocolate is on the banned list because baby doesn't share my sweet tooth yet

I have just made a jelly with tinned peaches in it, put it in thr fridge before bed, intending to do a custard layer tomorrow for pud. Went to bed at ten, just got up now and scoffed the ENTIRE JELLY. A pint of jelly and whole tin of peaches. so will have to make a new one now in the morning.

Oh my, just finished clearing up me and DD [1.9yo] as in a rush to get down to tesco, strapped her in the car seat and then puked all over her, puked down the side of the car, puked over the front door, and all over the kitchen floor. Been feeling pretty rank with nausea all the time, was hoping it'll pass soon, this is the first time I've actually puked though. Poor DD, we've just had to have a quick shower and the clean up has been epic. I'm currently 11+5 with DC2