LOL, brilliant. I like no 7 about hating your poor DH:
"you might stare at his peaceful sleeping face at 2am and wonder what the hell the point of him is and how can that son of a bitch just lie there sleeping"
I already feel like this and I'm still pregnant. It's around 2am I start to wonder if kicking him repeatedly in the balls will make my restless legs go away ;-)
Thanks for posting this. I'm finding pregnany a miserable experience and things like this really cheer me up!