Im having am oan, anyone want to pull up a pew, have a (brew) and talk sense into me (or not)
I am 33+3. I feel bloody rotten, i feel sick, i cant eat. I have horrendous backache i feel like quazi-bloody-modo. I get headaches. Im always out of breath. I struggle to heave my huge wale like proportions out of chairs and cars. I cant sleep. My bladder must have a hole in it! I cant get comfortable! Im always tired.
If i get kicked in the fanny once more ny my adorable bundle of joy i may scream.
I WANT MY BABY OUT NOW.
If one more person says 'oooh not long now' i may not be responsible for my actions!!
I am not blooming! I am a massive sweating whale like creature. And i want my LO now!!!