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I cannot control the direction of my wee!!! I'm like a dirty drippy old man!

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discobeads · 31/07/2012 19:26

Am 17 weeks pg, and when I have a wee, it has no aim , I end up weeing down my bum, up onto the seat, or some bizarre sideways stunt.

It would be an amazing party trick if it wasn't so unpredictable Grin

what is causing this? And why? no urine infection or other concerns....

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LondonMidlandScotland · 31/07/2012 21:51

Don't know but I'm the same, and as a consequence I'm using sooooooooo much loo roll it's unreal. And at 28 weeks I can barely wipe my bum! Blush

Sproglet · 01/08/2012 09:35

TMI warning coming next Blush. I had this problem because my fanjo flaps had swollen in pregnancy so when I was wearing pants the flaps had 'flattened' IYKWIM....so what helped was to 'part' them with my fingers before a wee and that seemed to do the trick.

SlightlyBabyCrazed · 01/08/2012 10:24

Good advice sproglet! I will try this as having same issue, just hadnt thought of any methods to aide! Lol

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 01/08/2012 10:27

Waaaaaaaaaah! Yes swollen fanjo flaps! I remember those.

SkinnyMarinkADink · 01/08/2012 11:29

I would rather have this problem....

Least you can pee by yourself..im having to self catheter until my baby decides to grow and move my uterus from my bladder.

BlackOutTheSun · 01/08/2012 11:31

Legs together then lean forwards bitter experiance

ItsMyLastOne · 01/08/2012 11:45

Oh I had this in my last pregnancy. It's never quite been the same since. And those wee pots they give you just mean a big mess and lots of hand washing afterwards!

discobeads · 01/08/2012 19:34

I have a fat fanjo?

How utterly attractive

Will try the parting of said fat flaps.

Sorry for you skinny, though be grateful you are not fat of flap.

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SkinnyMarinkADink · 01/08/2012 21:16

Swings and roundabouts i guess...

Although pregnancy does cause swelling, i did think to myself the other day i look kind of balloon like..

Now go practice your aim, if you struggle you could get some of them potty training balls to shoot towards.

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 01/08/2012 21:32

People get varicose veins in their fanjos don't they. Please not me this time.

bonzo77 · 01/08/2012 21:50

ummm, I always have this problem due to generous flappy flaps. Parting them first helps. They do get a bit flattened and squashed together by my pants.

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