I just need a good old moan before I yell and scream and stamp my foot, before collapsing in a pile of it's-not-fairness on the office floor!
I am itchy EVERYWHERE, it hurts and I have more scabs and in-growing things than I have ever had in my LIFE.
My back hurts
I am so freakin' uncomfortable in my office chair, I want to scream
I work in an open plan office and EVERYBODY in it is annoying the fuck out of me
There is one woman's laugh that literally makes me churn with rage
My manager dos a kind of saliva in-take when he speaks, through the sides of his mouth, and I want to throw up when he does it
My manager is Mr Burns in looks and spirit
I want everyone in this office to just fuck the fuck off
I itch everywhere :(
And the last one, I woke up this morning so happy, reading my book about the benefits of co-sleeping and feeling the first proper warmth of Spring...5 hours later, I am in a murderous rage :(
Anyone else?