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Well i think we've admitted defeat on the rumpy pumpy lol TMI dopn't read if offended!

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MillyStar · 26/03/2012 10:39

I think oh is deffo on a ban now!

We attempted some action last night and we were in fits of giggles

I'm 37+4 and massive now so missionary is uncomfortable, i've been ok on top but i literally couldnt move when i was on it was so funny, then we tried the other way and my belly was rubbing on the bed and i could just imagine my little girl all squashed thinking 'what the hell are u doing'

It was very funny, i've told him he'll have to wait a bit now, he's off work today and gave me a cheeky look before i left as if to ask for some other kind of pleasure, i told him to sod off and stick babestation on when i'd gone haha

oh the joys of being pregnant, not long to go at least ;-)

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seemedlikeagudideaatthetime · 26/03/2012 11:13

missionary's been out for us for a while now, and I don't feel energetic enough for on top (dont like it much anyway)...poss TMI but I don't like the idea of doggy even though I love it thanks to my new pregnancy induced piles...

we have found me lying on my side and him from behind works well, and if you can get comfortable on your back, lying at a right angle from him, putting your left leg over his left leg, he puts his right leg over your right leg and then you put your leg over his hip if you see what I mean. Also, me lying on back on edge of bed and him kneeling is nearly missionary, but with no weight of him on top!

I absolutely cant wait to get back to normal sex!!

thatboysmum · 26/03/2012 11:21

Why don't you try laying on your sides, with him behind you, like spooning? Also laying on the edge of bed with him kneeling is a good one too.

spannermary · 26/03/2012 11:31

Millystar I could've written your post! I'm 38+1 and that's it for a while...

bobblesmama · 26/03/2012 11:38

I'm 38+4 and we are still finding ever more inventive ways :) I'm not ready to give up yet!

MillyStar · 26/03/2012 11:54

I'm not ready either I'm deffo gonna have to try some of these tips!!

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TheBreadstick · 26/03/2012 12:36

Glad I'm not the only one. Me and OH tried missionary (I'm 37 weeks) at the weekend and suprisingly we succeeded only for OH to say after - "That was a bit weird y'know - I could feel the baby kicking then."

Never in my life did I think a partner of mine would describe it as "a bit weird ..." Blush

confuzed90 · 26/03/2012 13:44

Haha! This threads made me chuckle..I managed to get some last night..missionary (I'm 35+5) did struggle and my bump over the past week has suddenly gone huge..so he did keep banging it lol then when we were moving positions he grabbed my leg and lifted it up to get me on my side..completely squished bump, made us chuckle as I used to me so flexible!

differentnameforthis · 26/03/2012 23:56

Our easiest way was me on my back with my legs hanging off, say the bed for example & him kneeling. Not overly romantic, but did the job when needed!

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