finally! a half decent sex dream!

[lynlynnicebutdim]

In my third trimester with DD1 i had rather erotic but highly disturbing dreams featuring Boris Johnstone. Every time he comes on the news now i blush and having foolishly confessed to DH as to why, he laughs his arse off.

Am now 30w with DD2 and was dreading who my brain was going to drag up this time (DH was suggesting Jeremy Clarkson..shudder). Dreams began last night and thakfully they featured the guy from Grimm who is i think an allround better choice than dear old Boris.

Think i will be going to bed a bit earlier tonight

This Made me Giggle! i Was Like this when pregnant. wasn't so much dreams about celebs though, but partners family and things (disturbing) x x

Ha ha, that made me smile!! I've had some weird and very vivid, erotic dreams too but none involving any celebs - more either my husband or a couple of (female) friends

Am finding that Im getting my sex drive back though after being off it a while (am now 15 weeks) so the real thing is back with a vengeance!!

Im so jealous of pregnancy sex dreams, i had loads about my ex in the first 12 weeks, then all ive had lately are daft ones.

there was the 1 where dp kept screaming cheese really loudly in my face cos he was angry with me for something, and the latest one where john from jedward was infatuated with me and followed me to dublin and back and tried to kiss me.

Mick Hucknall. That is all. .

ginpalace with or without the dreadlocks though - i dont know which 1 is worse though, the dreads probably stink but would of covered his face at least

Oh crivens it was the complete thing and they were flying on and off his face as it involved some chasing too as I ran from my twisted mind (and hid in a barrel at one point) so even as we were having tongues and everything I was still trying to punch him in the face. is it possible to be sexually assaulted by your own mind?? Because that's what happened!!

It's still fresh.

That is just horrendous!

I know I have never spoken of it before. Quite quite bonkers!

I was in a mood for the rest of the following day when I woke and DH put it down to hormones - which I suppose it was in a way!

Strange eh. These are not thoughts I would harbour in real life by the way - before you wonder.

I had a very grubby dream about one of the dads from DD2's school who, coincidentally, was one of the subcontractors rweiring my house in 2010. He is a very ordinary looking friendly enough guy but now I go all when I see him.
Chris Cornell last week, though we didn't get around to the actual deed
I suppose there has to be an upside to the heartburn, night waking, SPD etc!

rweiring?? Rewiring!!

On the plus side - I can't be all twisted as I have also managed some great nights sleep-shenanigans with Will Smith, and a gorgeous ex-colleague and a gorgeous current colleague.

I once dreamt that my DH wanted to grow a mullet. I told him he wasn't allowed. He said he'd divorce me if I didn't let him grow one so I retaliated by having an affair with Mr. Tumble! I can only take some small solace in the fact it wasn't grandad tumble.