So I FINALLY get my notes at 24 weeks and midwife checks details and says 'So you're due on 5th June according to scan?'.
I say, 'nope. Scan is silly and that would have meant having sex 5 days after I conceived!'
To which she replied 'when are you due then?'
I said '9th'
AND THEN SHE CHANGED MY NOTES TO THE 9TH!!!!!!