I can't wait to do a MASSIVE poo....................

[MillyStar]

.....................instead of the little rabbit dropping efforts i'm doing at the mo

i can't wait to do a big strong hose pipe wee either instead of the dribbles i'm going for every five mins at 32 weeks

I also can't wait for a HUGE glass of wine! I've had tiny glasses but it's not enough and i've been racked with guilt afterwards, it's just not the same

Might do all three things at the same time once bubs is born lol

What can't you wait for?

brush my teeth properly without gagging

oh and without my gums bleeding

hehe. Can identify with so many of these.

Personally can't wait to not have to go wees 4+ times a night; to not have to sleep on my side (so missing tummy sleeping but even back sleeping would be a nice change); to fit through small gaps in crowds/supermarkets etc without wacking my tummy on some poor, unsuspecting bystander. for the carpal tunnel to f-off. Went out for husband's birthday at the weekend; trying to eat with chopsticks whilst having awful carpal tunnel took the piss.

Can identify with the poster who said it's like an insight into how it feels to be morbidly obese and old all rolled into one.