Velo & Resipsa, congratulations and welcome

Duke, my darling, I am nothing short of ecstatic at your news [dances wildly across the lounge, scattering cat and jigsaw pieces] Wow! You're more preggo than any of us!! Here, these are for you
I picked them myself from the side of the M6 after losing my way to the Spar.
Richard, before we became firm friends I did, indeed, assume that you had a weird obsession with the scatological practices of Richard & Judy (the DP eventually enlightened me with a roll of the eyes)
I'm loving the 'locomotive' poo, Beeble (Gosh! It really is becoming all things scatological on this thread, isn't it? Filthy bitches).
Me: 40yrs, 7+3, 1st baby, considering buying shares in Wispa Golds and swapping lives with Squidkid (bitch) 