Important Stuff pregnant ladies need!

[BobbysBeardOfWonder]

Inspired by my increasing inability to sleep on my side...I need a bed with a hole half way down, so I can lie on my front without squishing the bump.

Also I need a similar contraption but for the receiving of massages

An ejector seat for getting up from the sofa would be good, although I'd be quite happy to stay on said sofa were it not for a toddler demanding lunch, etc. Sigh.

What else?

chocolate, in some kind of never ending wondrous bar that changed to whatever flavour you wanted.
And a dp who doesn't snore.

if you find one of those beds then please let me know!

also, I'd like a magic box that acts as a second womb, so I could take the baby out and put it inside nice and safe while I exercise/drink wine/sleep/drink wine/have energetic sex/drink wine/sleep/drink gin/drink wine....

a sex drive would be nice, I seem to have lost mine somewhere....

Ninja is that like a hard drive? It's been so long...

I feel rather sorry for my poor dp. He's patient, I'll give him that

Maybe a selection of tasteful wigs would be good too. My arms get unreasonably knackered from sorting my mop out

A magic pill to get rid of all pain :-)

A device to pull my socks on and do up the zip on my boots please.

Yes! I would like a sex drive too! My Dh also joins the ranks of the patient. And a time machine to spin forward to the end of pregnancy whilst retaining all the memories of being pregnant.

Ooh yes McPhee with you on the socks & boots thing. Damn the snow, making me wear proper footwear!

One of the day spas here has a massage bed with a hole, for pregnancy massages! Wont do it till after 15 weeks, but from then on... I wanted to book the next three sessions as well and just nod on off to sleep for a while but a) couldn't afford it; b) didn't have the courage to ask; and c) assumed they'd refuse because of the risk I'd fall off (pretty unlikely given the effort it took to get up when I had to).

You should ask around.

Talking about beds with holes in reminded me of this - I think I'd need another two holes for my massive swollen boobs too though!

I would like a device that enables me to shave my legs/pumice my feet in the bath. Both jobs that I've been too embarrassed to ask DH to do yet.