A beautiful blond woman come running out of the house when she hears her husband arrive home.
"Darling I have some wonderful news, I am pregnant".
The husband grabs his wife an hugs her
"That is wonderful darling" he responds.
She looks at her husband and says "there is more sweetheart we are expecting twins"
Her Husband looks bemused and asks "how can you be sure we are having twins darling, we only found out today"
The Wife takes a deep breath and explains "well darling when I suspected I was pregnant I went to boots and bought a twin pack of pregnancy test and took them both and they were both positive"
I nearly wet myself when I was told this.
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