Appropriate FB update? Or just grumpy?

[thegingerone]

So tommorrow I'm officially due, but as I have told EVERYONE I'm not expecting to see baby arrive "on time" as my typical gestation period is 42 weeks. I am contently pregnant, it being my last one and I'm phyiscally well. I am fed up with mil people phoning to ask "if I'm OK?".(in that annoying "i'm phoning in sick so I'm putting on a sore throat" voice) so.....

I'm considering having the following as my FB status.

Ginger is not answering the phone or replying to texts/emails today. This does not mean I'm having the baby. It is more likely that I'm sitting in a cafe somewhere, enjoying some time to myself. When the baby arrives I will make sure I mention it.

Tooo cranky?

Nope sounds decent enough :D I think mine will be a lot less polite :P

No, but I am a grumpy sod at times!

Doesn't sound cranky to me. Are you ok though?

love it, may well do something similar myself when the time comes

I'm 40 + 5 and fed up so have posted this as my status: www.haveyouhadthatbabyyet.com/

I'd go for something along the lines of "I have OF COURSE had the baby and failed to update you....NOT. Stop hassling a pregnant lady, you will know when I know. It is NOT something I will forget has happened. I am now unavaliable for comment....flounce"

It's good - post it

you sound like a bitch with that but u'll be forgiven :)

Just wondering if you'd had the baby yet?

I was hoping I'd IRONICALLY have the baby in the early hours of morning but it hasn't happened.

I did ignore my phone last night cos I KNEW it would be MIL checking in!!

TBH I'm not going to post anything on FB til I have news. The only person I want off my back is MIL. She dosn't use FB so it's pointless!!

I am perfectly happy to be pg but I am not prefectly happy to be harassed about it. It's not as if I'm purposely not having the baby! Or that my labours are longer than "average" because I like labour so much!!