Would you stop with the farting, PLEASE?!

[Bogeyface]

That message is to my body, because frankly I'm sick of it!

My BH have gone into overdrive over the last few days, and for some reason it seems have illicted a rather windy response from my back end! I know that the runs can be an early sign of labour but to my knowledge, farting like a pig on a baked bean diet is not, so can this stop now please? I am not exactly Little Miss Delightful-to-be-around anyway at the moment, being a massive trump-bum is making me even less of a catch :o

40 weeks today, the end is in sight .......

And true to form, I have posted this in chat instead of pregnancy because I am also TALKING out of my arse!

Pah

Don't worry, it will all end soon when you do a massive poo in front of the midwife!

poor you

i hope you mean the one that comes out just before the baby, and not the baby itself :o

I feel for the MW though, unless this stops pre-birth that woman is in for a wind-swept experience :o

:o Well thank you Bumfuzzle (!), I now have a wet keyboard and tea up my nose! :o:o