Fed up with stupid people on the train in shops.......

[Rieslinger]

My wife ain't big (size 8 on a pie day) but she is 20 weeks pregnant and if you look from the front it's obvious but from the back it's impossible to tell and I am sick and tired of her coming home with more tales of being banged and jostled that I'm ordering some high vis vests with pregnant on the back in bloody great letters, don't know if anyone else suffers the same so putting out.

Just checked out www.hivis.net and they reckon for plain yellow it's £3.83+VAT or neon pink £7.13+VAT.

I'm going pink will let you know how it goes.

good luck with that

ooh get the vests with extra padding..or even the inserts for all the cotton wool you'll need to cover her in

Work for this site by any chance?
Not my cup of tea, I don't like to wear slogan t-shirts as I don't need the world to know I am carrying a baby, I am unlikely to wear a vest advertising it.

just get the hivis vest saying wide load - perhaps get some hazard lights and beeping noises to sound off whenever she is moving

Yup ordered in candy pink sorry there is no way I'm suggesting wide load anywhere near my DW, value my life.

Damn, your post looked so much more interesting than it actually was. I was really looking forward to hearing how these stupid people got the train in shops...

Ho hum, good luck with the vest.

And here was me thinking the shop was on the train. And wondering how big this train was!

I had visions of adults straddling toy trains in the elc. Most disappointed I was.

Pay well your employers Rieslinger? The high vis people?

A maternity donkey jacket to go with the hi-vis vest would be brilliant. Add those to your product range, Rieslinger.

Not quite sure of your use of the phrase 'putting out' either...

What do you reckon will happen when she gets bumped, will she sponateously combust?

Oh, and if this is advertising then its £50 and in the classified sections please.

How did you get a train inside a shop?