I told people at work i was pg today...

[Enid]

The Gallery Director looked like she had swallowed a lemon and her first comment was 'God, all these people having sex'

and the House Manager gave me a big hug and came back after lunch with a bar of Green and Blacks, a pamper kit from boots and a pair of woolly socks

talk about opposing reactions

Ha! at sex comment. Hilarious. Mad.
mmmm...chocolate...

is the Gallery Director aged 76?

Good on the House Manager, lovely.

You should have said 'oh god no, we used a turkey baster'

Ooooh, how far gone are you Enid? And belated congrats too!

Tell her it was a Divine Visitation.

oooh like the woolly socks idea!

Have you eaten the chocolate while wearing the socks?

whack the director woman over the head with the pamper wotsit....

we're kind of honoured then aren't we.

I'd love some Green & Blacks but getting pg is a step too far!

You should have said 'oh god no, we used a turkey baster'

Excellent .............

I know. I have had problems with her before but even I was quite shocked. She then went on to moan about how the baby was due just before our big arts council funded project was due to start () etc etc.

she's only 47 and has 2 kids of her own.

What a bitch, whatever happpened to sisterhood ??

FFS...stupid bint.

why thanks rhuby (almost 12 weeks now - i had to tell them as they were expecting me to hang an exhibition (heavy, physical work, goes on all day and night)