I just put a splash of fabric softener in my tea instead of milk

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FFS! last teabag aswell

Did you take the teabag out before you put the 'milk' in? If so, you might be able to get another cup out of it!

Nope :( ruined. Oh well. Back to the orange squash

Haha that's hilarious! Gotta love the old baby brain :)

beats my putting shaving gel on my toothbrush :D

Oh dear! I used to make tea then put the milk in the dishwasher, quite regularly!

Bet you were really looking forward to a cuppa as well!

S'alright, I put fish food in my glass of water the other day instead of orange squash...

In my defence they are beside each other on the window sill.

I've poured a lovely lot of ribena instead of olive oil into a pan before.

Have you go a herbal tea that you could have instead? Something warm and soothing.

I haven't done that, but I keep putting things away in odd places. My DH found the flour in the fridge dor the other day and the milk in the cupboard.

I should add that I'm not even pregnant.

i have found that since the pregnancy I miss the glass everytime when I put squash in it. No idea how but I manage it. Also keep forgetiing where I put things like my glasses and my necklace with my engagement and wedding ring on it.

I feel your pain!

I poured milk into the cafetiere and boiling water over my Frosties this morning. And it was the last of the packet!

Olive oil over my porridge instead of honey the other week. I thought it looked different as it was coming out.

My speciality at the moment is walking into a room, then realising I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing there. Usually stand there looking blank for a minute, then give up and go for a sit down.

Although to be fair I did it before I got pregnant too, it's just a more regular occurrence now

I do the 'walking into a room and staring blankly' thing too.

Also, accidentally put ground cumin on my porridge instead of cinnamon the other morning - yuck!

My mouth actually watered a little bit when I read the OP.

This is hilarious - just made me laugh out loud!

Awwww. I once put the cheese in the cutlery drawer

lol yep could have been me doing that! I routinely put everything in the fridge (cutlery, coffee, sugar and keys!) I am doing it so often that I'm worried it has become normal and will carry on forever am 36 weeks now and no stopping yet.

I poured boiling water all over my feet because I forgot to put the colander in the sink before draining the pasta..

I also put flour in my coffee a few weeks ago instead of sugar.

out of interest, OP, do you keep your fabric softener anywhere near your milk?

Not usually no. But it was on the side and I had just taken milk out of fridge and placed next to it so easily done I suppose. Still haven't bought anymore teabags...been so sick haven't felt like it yet.

Ivy what were you doing standing in the sink in the first place?

When DS1 was about 6 weeks old I took him to clinic, spent time undressing him, weighed him, went home and realised I had absolutely no clue what the scales had said. Hadn't bothered to write it down either.

Haven't done anything silly yet this time around, but it's early days!

I sent my DH to work the other day with a packet of Bold 2in1 washing tablets in his lunch box instead of a nutrigrain bar not as nutritious for him lol

BillByronsRucksack maybe OP was tap dancing? :) Thats the sort of thing I would have said if I had thought quick enough lol.

Ems82 at least he would be clean from the inside