Dear pregnancy gods...

[jenga079]

...please can I look as amazing as the woman on this week's One Born Every Minute does when I am giving birth?! I'm making DP watch this week so he knows what he's in for, but now I fear he will just expect me to look stunning!

By the time it happens, you really won't care lol. My mum was 16 when she had me, and apparently made the ambulance wait while she slapped on full makeup (mind she always has been a slapper lol)I don't think they would have taken much notice of her face though. All I ask is I remember to make sure I am all covered up before photo's cos you can guarantee the better ones will be showing bits you won't want to show to guests lol.

Haha! The ambulance driver had to wake my dad up because he hadn't believed mum when she tried to wake him to say I was on my way (5weeks early) & just rolled over & went back to sleep!

They were all so calm on the programme tonight. I hope I manage that.

Well they always said to me you don't get medals for suffering in silence. Would be nice to have a nice peaceful easy time. Is it scientologists that have to keep totally quiet...don't think I could lol.

I am making myself feel better by the fact she was only 22! (assuming we are talking about the one in the bikini) though the otherone looked pretty ok too - specially compared to the one last week! They both were very calm and cool - if I get to do it naturally this time, I will aim for that!