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GetOrfMoiLand's PissOnMoiStick pregnancy test thread

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GetOrfMoiLand · 13/01/2011 13:08

NO I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET

Ready for later.

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Bumperlicious · 13/01/2011 14:52

GOML, you know you're going to have to unhide the pregnancy and breast & bottle feeding threads?Grin

DastardlyandSmugly · 13/01/2011 14:52

Im here - you can get on with it now Wink

AbsofCroissant · 13/01/2011 14:56

In my mind, this eveing's events are being presented by Jeremy Paxman or the like, with helicopters and everything.

GOML will come out, looking all serious. A hush will descend on the crowd. She will hold up the stick, camera zooms in and ...

sephrenia · 13/01/2011 14:57

Just marking my place

Shhhh · 13/01/2011 14:58

Just seen this thread.. I was watching the other one Hmm.

Marking my place as well Grin

CeliaFate · 13/01/2011 14:58

Lenora CocoCabana Getorfmoiland does have a certain ring to it!

notwavingjustironing · 13/01/2011 14:59

Getorf is probably drawing aeroplanes on the back of an envelope at the moment, having forgotten that she even promised to do this.

TrillianAstra · 13/01/2011 15:01

That's definitely what she does for a living notwaving Grin

MissAnthrope · 13/01/2011 15:02

Might make some popcorn Grin

notwavingjustironing · 13/01/2011 15:03

My house tonight:-

DH "what did you do today?"

Me "I waited all day for a woman who I do not know who had pissed in a Lenor cap to buy a pregnancy test to see whether she was pregnant."

DH "Ohhhkaaaay"

ILoveItWhenYouCallMeBoo · 13/01/2011 15:06

marking place!!

so exciting Grin

NimpyWindowmash · 13/01/2011 15:07

Is anyone else worrying about the saved pee? Shouldn't she do a fresh one?

hellymelly · 13/01/2011 15:08

I can't wait 'til half eight,will be nervous wreck by then.It is as exciting as when I tested-how weird is that? And Getorf,I too thought you older than you are due to wisdom and common sense.Now I know you can't even pee on a stick properly I may think again Grin Was it performance anxiety do you think?

taintedpaint · 13/01/2011 15:08

Marking place too....never have I so eagerly awaited someone else's urine before.

Get on with it woman! Grin

WorkingItOutAsIGo · 13/01/2011 15:08

Oh no - am doing a quiz thing tonight and i just know mobiles will be banned....

Unwind · 13/01/2011 15:11

Shock Shock Shock

good luck!

Grin

I thought you were posting on threads about babycare suspiciously often of late

NosyRosie · 13/01/2011 15:12

GOML, have you prepared your press conference confession to your DD?

bronze · 13/01/2011 15:21

8.30 is just toooooooooooooo long

Poledra · 13/01/2011 15:22

Haha, Nosy, they can just re-enact that advert, where MrGetOrf rumbles into the room yelling that he's found this pg test in the bathroom and just what has the DD been up to? At which point, GetOrf admits it's hers, and Mr GetOrf breaks into a charming rendition of 'There may be Trouble Ahead.' I can see it all now.........

And it makes I larf Grin

BackOnceAgain · 13/01/2011 15:22
NosyRosie · 13/01/2011 15:23

Haha Pol!!

BitOfFun · 13/01/2011 15:26

I suppose I'd better mark my place

LoopyLoopsIsNoLongerFestive · 13/01/2011 15:27

Place duly marked.

grumpykat25 · 13/01/2011 15:31

Tap tap..... Tumpty tum.....
Do we really have to wait till 8.30? (plaintive whiny voice)

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