GetOrfMoiLand's PissOnMoiStick pregnancy test thread

[GetOrfMoiLand]

NO I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET

Ready for later.

the thread is goign to be full before she gets chance to post at this rate...

What time is it happening? 8.30? What if Tesco have sold out????? I will explode!

Oh FGS I need to go to bed! 1,5 hours is going to be at least another 150 messages, then there's the peeing and the waiting time. Can someone just message me the result?

It had better be twins.

Bet you wee on your hand and muck it up again and have to go out to the nearest 24hr store just to please a thousand crazy Mumsnetters.

another place marker...

Can everyone perhaps Twitter the results to MN so they appear in that box over there ->

Really GOML, get your priorities right...

Surely your duty is to hundreds of complete strangers waiting for you to wee rather than your family?

Hi Frakk

I'll PM you with result! I have nothing better to do tonight than wait for the good news result :o

Uh! I like to think of myself as a lurker and I'm still... uh!

My god. This is worse than waiting to piss on my own sticks.

Which I'm never doing again.

I hope.

I love this thread, definitely a classic :o

OH FGS the only night i have a RL!

Someone who knows me please text. I will be stuffing an Indian takeaway and wine at a mates house.

You had better have a glass of vino Getorfmoiland it could be the last for a while.

Good luck. I am hoping for a positive for you. You and your DP sound like you want it really

I hope she doesn't get a POAS like mine. The inside bit was upside-down so I was definitely pregnant (strong line) but it wasn't sure if I was alive or not (very faint control line)

Oh the memories of waving the POAS at DH very early in the morning and watching him recoil in horror...not from the baby mind you, just the pee

Loving the party atmosphere

Feels like a nation gathering to enjoy a spectacle, like an England - Germany football match

oh, the tension

MNHQ have you ordered in the nibbles and wine are you all working late tonight

I reckon MNHQ have aliases and are among us pretending to be normal people...

Habbibu, that's what GOML used to say...

Well if you can call hundreds of people waiting for a stranger to POAS 'normal'

Ebony...i love a party with a happy atmosphere....

I've spent three months convincing myself that spending less time on mumsnet was good for me and just when I thought the battle was won, I find myself loitering here.

Not sure I can take much more of this. Fire in Emmerdale, potential pregnancy in Gloucestershire. Whatever next?

My zombie-wary brain is starting to freak a little at quite so many pregnancies among the MN royalty

I feel there is something in the air....

An hour to go........

Um - sorry but can someone tell me if GETORF want to be PG or not? There's too many pages to read through to work it out!

Thanks