I have got a horrible feeling I am pregnant. I am sat here looking at my boobs and all concerned.

[GetOrfMoiLand]

They are covered in blue veins and feel itchy inside.

I haven't been pregnant for donkey's years so have no idea if this is normal.

I have no idea when I am due on (period every 4-6 weeks, and it is so light normally it only last half a day, is blibnk and you will miss it) and had my last period in middle of December I think.

This will teach me for having the regular 'don't you bloody get pregnant' chat with dd yesterday during One Born Every Minute.

I know I should get a test but gawd knows if it is too early or not, plus it is pissing down and I can't be arsed to go to the shops.

If you are not then you need to get shagging pronto.

Get a batch load this time GOML, go for broke, and POLotsofS's.. just god, can we wait?? SHOULD we wait, I feel that the peasants will be revolting soon, if the matter remains unresolved much longer..

What would Jilly do

Right, I have GOT to do some work now, will be back on here at about half 8 or so.

Keep your fingers crossed also fro dd who is taking her first GCSE module exam today (HOW can my daughter be old enought to take GCSEs?)

Oh, I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you, hope it's positive! :)

good luck to dd

oh, and

I have everything crossed for you xx

Keeping my fingers crossed for a positive result! And if it IS a negative, sounds like you and your DH have had a great talk about it all. Aww, this thread is making me feel all warm and fuzzy and, dare I say it, a tiny bit broody! (DH is booked in for a vasectomy next month so I won't be having any more myself!)

sorry ds pressed keyboard, hurry up woman, will be back tonight!

I so want you to be pregnant! for about page 17 anyway.

I didn't realise you were only 32, thought you were an owl wan like me, 40. I didn't have my first til 32. didnt feel old!

Mind you, their dad was an arse, left him, and I agree with you it would be lovely and different to do it all again but with supportive nice father. YOU do that!

what time is the live show on tonight then?

lol

Fingers crossed for you.

My sister had similar in terms of a baby when 17 and has subsequently had 2 other children in her 30's - she found it pretty wonderful And very healing if that makes sense.

'from page 17' i meant.

Awwwwww, GOML, now I am really, really hoping you are with child

Btw, you are not old, you are a mere spring chicken, and your piss smells of pregnancy lovely

My SIL had a 16 year gap between her twins and my niece. It is so lovely, it's like she's got two uncle / brothers all wrapped up in one. They all adore each other.

I don't know how you wait all day. I did my first one in the loo at Borders when shopping and my friend said yes rock hard boobs are a sign of being preggers. I so hope it's a yes!
And would also like to add your posts are wiser than your 32 years.

Oh you're almost a child at 32; I didn't have my first until I was 34. They won't even tick the 'at risk over 35' box when you see the midwife. DD will probably refrain from sex until she's 25 if she thinks her mum is "doing it". I know for an absolute fact that my parents only had sex twice; the first time was in 1971 and the second in 1972

on you go, enjoy your unconfirmed pregnancy that we have all decided is happening.

tracybath, know what you mean, friend of mine had similar experience. was healing like you say. Instead of pitying looks from hv, she was able to tell the young nanny not to let the hv assume x,y or z.

i am too old now to ever heal having had my children with the wrong man..... oh well. but totally know what you mean when you say doing it again could be healing.

I am so jealous.

Crossing every finger and toe and I shall plait my pubes later for a BFP.

Been lurking and now it's got the better of me .

I so want GOML to be preggers (partly because I'd love another but know that it would be a bad idea and so am projecting furiously ).

Yay! Go GetOrf.
looking forward to tonight's denoument.

BORED now

Come on gal. I hope it is pos for you!

Save the tin, Funtime, won't you, someone might need it to wee into.

I wonder if traces of lenor could skew the result?

So, Live Pissing On A Stick at 8:30pm today?

I have to say though that I think the wee is meant to be fresh, not stored in a lenor lid from the morning.

Y y, fresh pee, deffo!

Morning pee is just more concentrated so as long as GetOrf does not drink anything all day long, the result will be reliable .

You listening, woman?!