I have got a horrible feeling I am pregnant. I am sat here looking at my boobs and all concerned.

[GetOrfMoiLand]

They are covered in blue veins and feel itchy inside.

I haven't been pregnant for donkey's years so have no idea if this is normal.

I have no idea when I am due on (period every 4-6 weeks, and it is so light normally it only last half a day, is blibnk and you will miss it) and had my last period in middle of December I think.

This will teach me for having the regular 'don't you bloody get pregnant' chat with dd yesterday during One Born Every Minute.

I know I should get a test but gawd knows if it is too early or not, plus it is pissing down and I can't be arsed to go to the shops.

Hello all.
Just popping by, on a Wednesday evening.
I really don't care about pregnancy test results or anything...

See you back here tomorrow!!

I keep an empty and clean Muller Rice pot in my bathroom for such testing

GetOrf you're 32??!

My image was of someone older urm, nothing to replace older with actually.

I'm the same age as you, yet your posts always make me feel all silly and immature

Had my ds at 17 too btw. ds2 is 3 and dd 1. A big age gap is exhausting fine.

Oh for heaven's sake! I dash back from my wine with neighbour to find out if GOML is up the duff and find this!! Now what am I supposed to do for the next 24 hours?! I've got a spare Tesco HPT in my knicker drawer, but I've been drinking so can't drive the 7 miles to deliver it!

Do you think DH would mind if I asked him to deliver it and then wait for the results?

AnyFule - that made me laugh. I can just picture the pee trickling merrily through the holes as someone incompetent like GOML tries to dab their stick in it.

GOML is 32!!! But aren't you the MNer who is into expensive face creams etc? I'd assumed you were well and truly ancient like me.

Go on, have another baby, they're really cute, especially (in fact, only) the first six months. I'd love another baby but feel that four would be greedy and DH would divorce me so I'm going to settle for a kitten instead. We think my neighbour's cat is pregnant but she (the cat, not the neighbour) is refusing to POAS.

Gaaaaah - can't believe you didn't pee into a cup

Argh! I can't take anymore. I really need to go to bed but thought I'd just sneak on and see if it was yay or nay. How am I going to sleep now???

Am excited :o

There's a mnet acronym for peeing on a stick?
Brilliant! (The simple things make me happy)

Owing to GOML being inept at POAS, maybe we need a new acronym, PIACDSI! (pee on a stick don't spill it!)

Or even, Peeinacupdontspillit!

Wow... I just read a billion loads of messages and i am left arsy and disappointed while GetOrf takes a pregnant pause (geddit?? Boom boom im here all night folks)

Come orrrrrrrnnn GetOrf i hope you are... And me too

God damn you woman!!

ffs. I read ALL OF THIS, and the woman cant PEE ON A STICK?!

poor GOML - I feel pressurized for her

But I'm 34, and wanted 6 children, ended up with 2 and a hysterectomy - so I am very much hoping you are, and I can enjoy it by proxy

And to those of you that are waiting - let that be a kick up the bum gentle reminder

Oooh...just saw this thread. Will be back tomorrow for GOOD RESULTS.

Marking my place

Any news?

Oh dear. Is this thread going to get to 1000 posts before GOML finally manages to POAS?!

OMG, why didnt you get up at Dawn to test?!! your making me feel pregnant!!!! I've got sore boobs again!!!

I had this before Christmas

But I am old enough for it to have ben meno symptoms :(

POAS is a challenge if you've never had to do that before. I think we should give GOML credit for trying - after all pregnant women struggle with all sorts of very simple tasks

Marking place :)