I have got a horrible feeling I am pregnant. I am sat here looking at my boobs and all concerned.

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They are covered in blue veins and feel itchy inside.

I haven't been pregnant for donkey's years so have no idea if this is normal.

I have no idea when I am due on (period every 4-6 weeks, and it is so light normally it only last half a day, is blibnk and you will miss it) and had my last period in middle of December I think.

This will teach me for having the regular 'don't you bloody get pregnant' chat with dd yesterday during One Born Every Minute.

I know I should get a test but gawd knows if it is too early or not, plus it is pissing down and I can't be arsed to go to the shops.

DH says that that random Malibu purchasing proves that you are - pregnancy brain has kicked in already

Here's the big question we all want to know, if you're not are you going to TTC?

Superdrug tests are ace. Clearblue on the other hand are rubbish - I had a false positive from one of those.

Have just read you want to smoke, you are so pg! I've never smoked except for the occasional social fag but when pg I had this sudden urge to buy a packet and smoke the lot at once!

I love how the father of your baby still said please even though he is ill with flu .

The Malibu made me laugh I really hope you're pregnant & I don't even know you

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, babies. They are soft. And no trouble at all bullshit

Can't be arsed to trawl back through the thread, did you actually do something that means you actually could be pg

From what I can gather they discussed it a while ago but decided against it for stupid practical reasons.

So. She's pregnant then.

it won't let me watch, so i'll make a little note just here, love a good pregnant or not thread.

ACutally, they weren't stupid, they were perfectly sensible under the circumstances I suppose, except if they were discussing it at all then it's a done deal....

Oh g'wan. Babies are lovely.

It was this time exactly, last year, that i pushed DS3 into the world, and he was so soft and squidgy...

Admit it, you missed the stick and peed on your hand didn't you? None of this 'oh the control line didn't work' stuff, you just can't pee straight.

Whatever the result is I hope it goes well for you, I do agree that even if it's negative you'll be so smitten with the idea you'll be shagging wildly without protection all next cycle.

apparently there is a frog that if you wee on it and you are up-duffed it turns blue.

just saying.

do you have a pond nearby?

I was thinking the same Claire!

Oh deeyear! Amateur mistake.

But - line in preg window = preg. For sure. Their control window probably didn't have enough rat hormone or whatever they use on it, that's all.

If you're not, you do know you're going to have to TTC just to keep MN entertained, don't you?

Pmsl at rat hormone

You have to test tomorrow GetOrf as I'm on holiday from work, and have practically no housework to do tomorrow (this is no bad thing by the way)

I need something to occupy myself. Even if it is waiting for a total stranger to piss on a stick

GOML, if you have a ramekin handy, after last years intervention thread, pee into that then dip the stick!

Gah, despite detesting am i pregnant threads, this one has me hooked, and now I have to add it to my watch list.

But good luck, i hope you do have a positive, the line in the pregnancy window must be good mustn't it?

I keep a disposable plastic cup in my bathroom cabinet for POASing, not we're actively trying not to conceive DP uses it for his diabetes pee tests. Such a useful thing.

I used to pee in one of dd1's bathtime stacking cups

You force me to de-lurk!! Why, oh why, do I even care whether a perfect stranger is up the duff or not??

And now I have to wait Another Day, aaaaargh!

Bumper don't those stacking cups have holes in the bottom? You'd have to be quick.

Bumper...DS pees in his stacking cups every bath time. It's like a reflex. Get in the bath. Needs a pee. Grabs one....

GetOrf...this has to be a record number of posts for a 'Am I...' pg thread