I have got a horrible feeling I am pregnant. I am sat here looking at my boobs and all concerned.

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They are covered in blue veins and feel itchy inside.

I haven't been pregnant for donkey's years so have no idea if this is normal.

I have no idea when I am due on (period every 4-6 weeks, and it is so light normally it only last half a day, is blibnk and you will miss it) and had my last period in middle of December I think.

This will teach me for having the regular 'don't you bloody get pregnant' chat with dd yesterday during One Born Every Minute.

I know I should get a test but gawd knows if it is too early or not, plus it is pissing down and I can't be arsed to go to the shops.

Lol read all through that for inconclusive!

If it makes you feel better I got an inconclusive but it was followed by a positive :)

Yes, has more of the pregnacy hormone in it.

Top Tip - piss into a jug and then hold the stick in it for 10 seconds. Lay on flat surface.

No, not winter mixture.

Just piss lavender.

Looking forward to report following morning wee.

FFS. To quote your DH "can't you piss straight on a stick'"

lol

No, only one in a pack. The clearblue was next to a asda onw brand 2 pack, but I thought nah, I want the clearblue, will be better.

I can't ask DP because he is sat on sofa wrapped in duvet as has flu.

I will get one tomorrow morning. But really want to piss on stick at home with DP so will be tomorrow evening again.

God this thread is like a really good book which tails off to a surreal and crap inconclusive ending

Saggy - me too! Was forced to go suit shopping with dh in the Bullring today (yay - not) and my boobs were bloody killing me.

And I did POAS yesterday and got a BFN.

humpf.

and yes, its still true that FMU is stronger.

...but don't you only get something in the test window if you have the hormones?....

I have just had this from manflu infected DP

DP - please can you go and get me an ice cream

Me - I'm busy

DP - you can't even do that for the father of your child.

Christ we are ALL at it.

I have built this up so much it is going to be weird if it is neg.

So... you go to Asda - get the two pack... do one here tomorrow morning with us... and do t'other with DH tomorrow night

Oh dear oh dear - you have lost all credibility, failing to pee on a stick....

Good plan, Deemented.

Groovy, I peed on a spare stick about half an hour ago. Got fed up of waiting for GOML so I decided to amuse myself!

PMSL at morrison's own malibu
PM me your address and I'll stick one oin the post tomorrow!

COR FLIPPIN' ECK!!

Will check back in tomorrow. :)

Do us a favour, start a new thread for when you test tomorrow night. I can't be bothered to scroll through another 400 posts on this one if you can't even make the effort to piss straight first time

Nope saggy you get a line with clear blue even if neg. It's a cross that you need to see...

Fecking dodgy arsing clearblue.

You Do know he only wants a ice cream because you can go to the services and get a test at the same time, right???

GO!!!!!

Go and buy the father of your child an ice cream and pick up a better test while you're there

My mum thought she was preggers again but was 'the change' she was only 41. Just saying...

Hope you get the result you're after - maybe not sure what you want now after the wait - it's weird how your brain works!

Marking my place anyhoo

Just let me mark my place for tomorrow morning. Have been skipping through pages of this thread on my phone all day!

oh you are so up the duff

Lol at deemented - man that is sly.

I got him an icecream - from the freezer

Christ I haven't smoked for ages but am yearning for a fag!

I was thinking so much on the way home. Last year me and DP discussed having a baby and came to no for the foloowing reasons

-house is partially finished, am building another house in the garden in the summer

• DP feels he is too old
• DP is self employed and after the fun and games of the recession (he lost lots of contracts) I am too scared to go on ML for a year or so

-is not fair on DD as she is coming up to GCSE -16 year age gap

But am thinking wouldn't a baby be lovely