Pregnant?

[KatieScarlett2833]

I am wondering if I could be pregnant. DH and I are devout catholics and in order to avoid pregnancy he does it up my bum.

My friends say it is unlikely, but I've been peeing a lot lately and have started craving rhubarb, just like when I was pregnant with DS6.

Please help.

The nice people from the Daily Mail came today, they were really interested in our family, asked loads of questions, took lots of pictures including oddly, me in a shell suit and DH in a wife-beater vest holding a can of Tennants Special.

We are to be in Mondays Paper, can't wait. I hope that my advice helps somebody. Incidentally, they were very keen on getting me a clearblue, but I drew the line at them filming me on the bog. I am still none the wiser re the pregnancy, sadly.

you just made my day :o

Ea-zy.

Check your kecks, if the skid marks are vertical you are pregnant, if they are horizontal you are safe.

What if they are in a cross pattern inside and outside gusset? I get 4 wears out of every pair of knickers. Bear in mind I have had many children and recent bottom action, so my crotch is just a miasma of drops of wee from my demolished pelvic floor and skids and burst piles from my botty.

Hmm difficult to say without seeing,

can you post a picture?

Hang on........

Perhaps you should just wait 7 months and see if a baby falls out when you are pushing on the loo?

Just for you TotorosOcarina I have posted a pic of my understains on my profile. Please have a good look and tell me what you think.

Shit. I couldn't see it.

Would it be wrong to have a girlcrush on you? Now that the pope is all for condoms is he going any easier on lesbianism?

Feel free lal123, If you don't confess, neither will I (except to the paper, of course, for the follow up story "Mum of 13 Stunna, KatieScarlett says "diving is the new anal")

wtf is thst pic??

glad you finaly got in the dm what have they payed you?