I just can't help myself.
Umm, did anyone see ITV News at ten last night ? There was footage of Ed Miliband walking down some steps dressed in beige cotton trousers. And umm, well, err..he appeared to have a massive "lunchbox", and I mean massive, to the extent it would put David Beckham and Linford Christie to shame !
Ok, sorry if I have offended anyone, but I'm currently sex obsessed due to raging pregnancy hormones....that is my excuse !