Who do I contact at the Daily Mail ......

[FindingGuysMojo]

.......... to ANNOUNCE my pregnancy to al la Bunton, Willoughby & co?

I'm sure all their readers are just bursting to know I've got a bun in the over again too !

Ha ha are you sure you want to go down that route? It'll open your life up to criticism for what you're wearing, how fat/thin you are, if you breastfeed or not, if you lose the baby weight too fast/too slow and if you go back to work too soon/ too late! Not to mention the critique of you precious offspring's name . . .

good point Mumby - is it possible to retract an email?

Guess I should cancel the photo shoot in HIYA! too?

It depends, have you been on a reality TV show? Shagged a footballer? Shagged any celebrity (no matter how Z list)?

Were you in a pop band in the 1990's or did you enjoy brief success as a soap actress?

If not then I'm afraid they just won't be interested.

Just launch your own range of maternity clothes and publish a book on all your smug baby know-how like you're the only person in the world who's ever had a baby...

Mylene Klass is the worst - the rest of them I don't mind so much.

I could get a film crew to follow me around so I can teach people how to be a Mum like Sonia Jackson ....... (that would be DP & the camera on video setting)

oops - Natalie Cassidy

Oh and Jools Oliver - apparently Jamie can show you how to make "Jools' pregnant pasta" or something - did they fry up the placenta and mix it in (sorry - maybe too much?)?

r&y&p&g Prince kissed me once - oh Bugger that's right, that was just a preggy dream.