A manifesto for morning sickness sufferers

[bluedogfan]

Just a light hearted topic but I can't help but wonder what the country would be like if it were run by people suffering from morning sickness. Here are some starters from me:

ban smoking full stop (how come when I go out for some fresh air from work I end up feeling sicker because of the smokers outside. Smokers - please don't think I'm getting at you. When I'm not pregnant I actually like the smell)

ban minty toothpaste or force manufacturers to sell different flavoured toothpaste

ban people on trains from wearning perfume, aftershave etc

ban work colleagues from reapplying perfume in the office

any thoughts or improvements on the above? ;-)

Ban any strong smelling food from public consumption. Insist that cleaning of work toilets are done at least 4 hours before the start of the working day so I don't have to smell it.

Reduce working days to 2 hours am and 2 pm - to be worked at a time/day of your choice
Food to be delivered to each employee every hour, made most attractive possible, to be accompanied with a 15 minute break to give you chance to work on eating
Employees to be work exempt for very nauseous days (if these fall at weekends, those hours to be redeemable in work time)
No-one to be allowed to stand within 3 feet of you, 5 feet if they have hallitosis
All employers must have experienced morning sickness (artificially induced for male bosses)
Insist that any cleaning products used in public places are not scented
Employees work places are moved to within 15 minutes of home for MS sufferers