35+2, legs so swollen they actually hurt, fingers don't even bend by this time of night, I am enormous (as people keep stopping me in the street to point out
), I'm suddenly peeing every half an hour instead of hourly, I seem to be dribbling pee
and my cervix is under constant twingey attack. I can't breathe and it takes ten minutes to put trousers on in the morning.
I'll explode, surely, if this keeps up much longer.