pregnancy benefits

[nagoo]

I don't have to iron my tops since I'm now so fat it stretches out the creases

what's your unexpected benefit?

My insomnia's disappeared and I now sleep for England... Albeit with pervy dreams

I actually feel much more confident in a bikini!

No migraines!

my alcohol intake has dropped from excessive to zero!

Oh yes, the pervy dreams.....

I don't have to pretend to hold my stomach in any longer - and stretchy trousers. BLISS

Shocker not being able to reach my toenails though and the constant current weight gain! (It seems to be a pound a day at the moment, wtf?)

Not having to carry anything

Not feeling ashamed of ordering pudding, or eating roast potatoes at 11pm

Always getting a seat on the bus

Pedicures are a necessity now, not a luxury I need to justify in these credit crunch times

Being able to turn DP on just by whispering my new bra size in his ear

Unlimited massages from DP

Having a good excuse for not doing any housework (back hurts)

DCs will fetch and carry for me now, they never could be bothered before

Ahh yes, and not having to bother undoing any zips or buttons to get trousers off

Its the best excuse for excessive shopping i've ever had

Same as Hevster - my liver is loving it!