Oh no CTFN, that sounds utterley shit.
Im actually a health guru
so here is what I prescribe...
Right, lets see...Dandelion Tea - I swear it will help with bloating, water retention. You will pee like a race horse.
Have you been to a health store (not a shite one like Holland & Barrett) and got some serious hormone stuff. A really good multi, make sure it has biotin, zinc and magnesium (probably a menopause type one), Evening primrose, B vitamin complex, Essential Fatty Acids and some Vitamin C (2000 mg).
If not, go now. It won't improve things over night but it will in 2 or 3 months. Anything will help.
Grab the bloke behind the counter by the collar and ask him to give something for hot flushes too
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Get up in the morning, accidentally kick your DH on your way out of bed, pour all the tablets down your throat and wash down with dandelion tea. You should be feeling slightly more positive by then.
Then take up Yoga and pilates. It will help to chill you out, work your middle, and give you a break from kids and DH in the evenings.
What's the deal with hubby? I didn't realise he was doing your head in. I don't know your circumstances but I have had periods (some pretty long ones) of finding my DH a total PITA. I would rather sleep rough than sleep with him at these particular times!! I don't know if thats normal, who does, but I have got over it too (with the odd relapse when I look round and see his big nostrils with hairs poking out
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Maybe it's the way you are feeling? Imagine, no patience, raging, feeling very low, knackered and in he walks, with his breathing and his usual antics of sitting down, speaking blughhh, the fuckwit. If this is what you are feeling then, yep, it's hormonal!! I hope so.
new can't wait to hear your dating stories!
mama glad you had a good holiday. Olivia just has 2 bottles, has done for ages but it's fine once you include breakie etc.
Im really concerned mostly that Super isn't answering her actual e-mail. That is scary
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Olivia still in a great mood. Turned into a total Daddy's girl though but it's getting really bad. If Daddy is around I can basically go to hell
. Will have to turn that around with some sly chocolate of something
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Her words are picking up a bit, still a bit thick for her age though (only kidding).
Have to end on this one. Standing in Boots with DS today. Man with bad hair doo serves us and before we even step to one side after being served DS loudly and pointing - "that man has silly hair Mummy, he needs a hair cut" 
. I heard laughing behind us but just ushered him out!