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April 2009 - Chapter 1: We're not pregnant, just fat!

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PuzzleRocks · 16/05/2009 18:04

We made it!

The fab April ladies and their blessed progeny...

12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lb 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: FELIX DEVLIN ALEXANDER 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES
02 Apr: Oddeyes: ELEANOR 9lb 8oz
03 Apr: Bleuravin: MEGAN LILLIAN CONSTANCE
03 Apr: Bumpalump: JACOB 8lb
04 Apr: BabyBolat: KARAHAN 6lb 5oz
05 Apr: Mrsfossil: ISLA LILIAN 7lb 10oz
06 Apr: BoffinMum: FELIX DAVID GORDON 7lb 9oz
11 Apr: SpringySunshine: GEORGE NATHAN 8lb 15oz
11 Apr: RachelinScotland: CLEMENT JAMES 8lb 14oz
11 Apr: Lou031205: ISLA SOPHIA 7lb 9oz
11 Apr: Electra: ISABELLA CAROLINE 6lb 3oz
11 Apr: AuldAlliance: ALEXANDRE 7lb 6oz
12 Apr: Phdlife: Name TBA GIRL 9lb 3oz
12 Apr: BethDivine: Name TBA GIRL 9lb 9oz
13 Apr: MathsMummy27: AMELIA CHARLOTTE
14 Apr: Purlease: ADAM 9lb 2oz
15 Apr: Juwesm: HUGO GEORGE 9lb 2oz
15 Apr: Bronze: ISAAC JOHN
15 Apr: HeidiT: HEIDI
15 Apr: Kalikaroo: Name TBA BOY 8lb
15 Apr: Minush: ZAFIRAH ROSA 7lb 12oz
15 Apr: FatandFedup: EMILIA ROSE 7lb 6oz
16 Apr: PuzzleRocks: HOLLY ELIZABETH 8lb
16 Apr: Brettgirl: HANNAH GRACE 6lb 15oz
16 Apr: ReallyTired: Name TBA GIRL
18 Apr: Staryeyed: Name TBA BOY 7lb 11oz
20 Apr: LuLuBai: SEBASTIAN 9lb
20 Apr: Swaliswan: BETH 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: Kittycatisgettingfat: GABRIELLA AUDREY BIANCA
21 Apr: B52s: SAM MARTIN 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: Schulte: HAZEL LOIS 7lb 9 oz
23 Apr: Tristaleejac: LEWIN 8lb 4oz
23 Apr: NuttyTaff: TIAHNA SKYE 8lb 8oz
23 Apr: Purplemonkeydishwasher: ISLA ELIZABETH 8lb 14oz
24 Apr: Soon2befamilyof4: TALIA 7lb 6oz
26 Apr: Carameli: THEO LAURENCE 7lb 6oz
26 Apr: Surprisenumber3: EVIE ANNE 8lb 2oz
26 Apr: Bicnod: OSCAR MATTHEW 8lb 1oz
27 Apr: Lauren61: OLIVER STEPHEN 7lb 7oz
27 Apr: Gingersarah: VERONICA ROISIN 9lb 1oz
30 Apr: MegBusset: ARCHIE 8lb 15oz
01 May: Satheresitting: Name TBA BOY
03 May: Conkertree: Name TBA BOY 8lbs 8oz
06 May: Frekkles: HARRIS MERLIN 8lb 5.5oz
07 May: TarteTatin: ALBERT JOHN
10 May: Ilovesummer: Name TBA BOY

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
SpringySponge · 27/05/2009 13:18

Suddenly what I did paste into the wrong thread seems very innocuous.

PuzzleRocks · 27/05/2009 13:18

Schulte - I feel for you. I seem to be forever saying "wait" to DD1 and i'm far more rested than you. Don't lose faith in yourself. You CAN do this.

Boff - this chap might like your hamster porn

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SpringySponge · 27/05/2009 13:18

I bought it off ebay

WhatFreshHellIsThis · 27/05/2009 13:19

Blimey, hamster porn...I turn my back for a second and look what happens!

Orbit has just been to baby clinic for the first time, he now weighs 13lbs. No wonder my biceps are getting bigger! The HV thought he might have thrush until I pointed out that the whiteness round his manhood was Metanium nappy cream....tee hee...

Someone was asking about the Baby Whisperer about a million posts ago - we used it first time round with DS1 and it was great, using it again for Orbit when I have a moment to focus on any kind of routine, and it does seem to be working. There's extra info on the Baby Whisperer website which is good for reflux babies and more about sleep etc.

Apparently her breastfeeding info is tripe though, but I never read that bit.

Ooops, Orbit is squealing, back in a bit.

Schulte · 27/05/2009 13:20

Had H weighed and she's officially a fatty. On the 91th both for length and weight and yes, she has had another growth spurt. In fact the past 3 weeks have been one big growth spurt. She's been fast asleep since about 10.30am and barely woke up for her feed just now. This is what I need her to do at NIGHT FGS! I am off to bed now myself. Grrrrrrrrr.

SpringySponge · 27/05/2009 13:21

Puzzle, I love your illustrated thread contributions

PuzzleRocks · 27/05/2009 13:22

so wrong

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SpringySponge · 27/05/2009 13:26

Well done to you both with your fat babies - you've obviously been feeding them up well.

Hope you can get some sleep, Schulte xx

SpringySponge · 27/05/2009 13:26

Puzzle!

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SpringySponge · 27/05/2009 14:22

I didn't know. I knew it was porn & that it was banned in a load of places, but not that it was horse porn. I got it because my AS level French teacher kept insisting that we wrote film reviews & I wasn't her biggest fan. So I decided to be awkward & pick the most inappropriate film I could. I underestimated how inappropriate it was & ended up chickening out, though

WhatFreshHellIsThis · 27/05/2009 14:22

Orbit is now keeping a suspicious eye on the star on his playmat, he knows it sometimes plays music but he doesn't know when it might start, so clearly he's decided to keep it under surveillance!

He has been driving me mad with 45 min naps all day for weeks now, but we took some Baby Whisperer advice on board today and it seems to be working, so far.

Any of you with refluxy babies who need feed every two hours and only cat nap for 45 minutes in between before wanting to feed again, we're trying this:

Feed baby
Keep baby awake for 1.5 hours (roughly, depends how long your baby will stay awake for)
Give them a little feed again about twenty mins before the end of the 1.5 hours
Then put them down for a nap
Sneak into their room about 40 minutes into the nap, and when they start to stir, pop their dummy in or rock them or whatever you do to get them to go to sleep, until they go back into deep sleep

Voila.

After about three days of doing this, they shouldn't need to be resettled at the 45 min mark but should nap for a solid 1.5 hours all by themselves.

Orbit did 1hr 45 minutes of sleeping this morning using this technique - woo hoo!

mrsgboring · 27/05/2009 14:37

Oh God, am a complete failure. Edmund has no kind of routine and rarely settles in his moses basket at all - currently he's in the sling or on the boob all waking hours and half the night.

I know it did get (slightly) better with DS1 at some point, but can't for the life of me think how. We are nowhere near being able to do your tip, WFH .

Very cute about Orbit and his star.

gingersarah · 27/05/2009 14:38

Hi WhatFreshHell - it was me asking about Baby Whisperer. It seems very logical to read but I am not sure how to put it into practice - in particular the bit about activity following eating, because eating makes V really doped out.

I need to do something tho, she is feeding too little too often and unsettled with sleeping. I wonder also whether if I fixed the eating-too-often ting, it might cut down on her wind pains (or whatever they are). The thing is though: I am partway through reading my copy and I can't work out if / where it tells you in some idiot-proof way what to actually do. Also I need to get DP on board with whatever it is and it seems so time consuming to explain everything somehow and also like I am lecturing.

Still - something has to change.

I expressed some milk today! Still remains to be seen if V will take a bottle - I will wait till Do gets home to find that out.

Schulte · 27/05/2009 14:38

WFH HOW do you keep baby awake?

I didn't get a nap after all. Just as I was drifting off H started to cry. She's not hungry. She's not awake because every time I pick her up she goes straight back to sleep. She's been winded. I have so had enough. Anyone want a baby???

Juwesm · 27/05/2009 14:58

Horse cock hamster willy!

at your porky babies! Hugo has just been weighed and has put on a massive 9oz in 3 weeks. 6 weeks old today and still has not regained his birth weight. Gloom gloom gloom.

HV is starting to make concerned noises now, but suggests to go and see a lactation consultant first and foremost.

Well, at least he sleeps pretty well, so there!

WhatFreshHellIsThis · 27/05/2009 15:07

Remember Orbit is one of the oldest, he's nearly nine weeks, so he's going to be a bit more of an awake baby than the littlies....but I know what you mean about how to keep a baby awake, Schulte, it's pretty hard!

I can't keep him awake for long once he starts getting tired, but you can push it and stretch it a little bit, so for example when they start yawning and fussing and looking tired, you can take them off to do their nappy, which wakes them up a bit. That will stretch their awake time by ten minutes or so, and then gradually they'll start staying awake longer all by themselves.

Gingersarah - if V has reflux then she needs to eat little and often, which is where the Eat - Activity - Eat - Sleep schedule we're trying to do is meant to help, rather than the Eat - Activity - Sleep one that is the basic one in the book. However, if she has colic then she needs to not feed too frequently, as that will make it worse - you probably know which one is more likely to be the case. You could try stretching the time between feeds and seeing if her windiness gets worse or better?

Feeding makes Orbit dopy too, but as he got a bit older he started only being dopy for about ten minutes after a feed, so I'll feed him and burp him and give him a cuddle while he's dopy, and then plonk him in his bouncy chair or on his playmat and he wakes up and has his activity time. But it is very recent for him to do that or to take any interest in his play mat etc

I know what you mean about getting DP on board, too - my DP was quite glad I took charge and told him when DS1 needed to sleep or eat, especially when he saw how well DS1 slept once we got the routine going, but I was a bit like a schoolmistress at the beginning! That man has infinite patience....

I think the thing to actually DO, iyswim, is spend a couple of days observing V, so seeing when she feeds, how long she sleeps, what she starts doing when she's tired - does she yawn, or start crying, or wriggle her head around (that's Orbit's tired trick). Then you can work out what you need to adjust to make it work better for you - whether you need her to stay awake a bit longer, or not sleep directly after a feed, etc. It does all sort of start falling into place but I think the main thing the Baby Whisperer teaches is to really watch your baby and see what they're telling you and learn to read their signals.

Oh almost forgot our other achievement - Orbit slept from 10pm to 5am last night! Woo hoo!

WhatFreshHellIsThis · 27/05/2009 15:10

oh Juwesm, that must be hard. How is Hugo in himself, is he alert and happy and sleeping well and pooing and all those things? Some babies are just slow to gain weight, I think if you search on here there's a support thread for slow gainers somewhere, might have some useful info?

Sending you lots of hugs {}{}{}{}{}

p.s. 25ml of lactulose is definitely verging on TOO MUCH.....yesterday's nappies were no fun at all....we're cutting back to 20ml

Juwesm · 27/05/2009 15:28

That's the thing WFH, he seems perfectly well. He is bright, alert, wriggly, loads of wees and poos etc. He feeds all the time, seems to be transferring milk well enough. This is why I haven't had him weighed for 3 weeks - didn't want to get obsessed with it, and he seems perfectly healthy. But I do worry that in my determination to be relaxed about it and my belief that he is well, I might miss something. But if he had some kind of problem surely he wouldn't be pink and perky and strong?

Sooooo, will call the NCT bf counsellor I think, and see if actually he has crappy latch which could be improved. But this is another thing which I feel is fine. Feeding has almost never been uncomfortable for me so I've taken this as evidence that his latch is good.

Glad the lactulose is finally doing the trick !!!

Juwesm · 27/05/2009 15:29

Oh, and I am lurking on the slow weight gain thread, but it's a bit quiet at the moment.

Schulte · 27/05/2009 15:57

Juw sounds like Hugo is perfectly happy and healthy? Hope the bf counsellor can help. Don't let the HV intimidate you - a friend of mine had a baby who gained weight very slowly but was also healthy and happy! xxx

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