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spongebrainbigpants · 31/01/2009 08:57

New home!

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spongebrainbigpants · 11/02/2009 22:49

I x-posted with loads of you!

5, lol at artificial mother!

And I now have a great image of a stumpy mother wearing a sling, playing panpipes and giving birth in a cave with a dirty big mamma in attendance!!!

I definitely need to go to bed!

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FiveGoMadInDorset · 11/02/2009 22:51

Holy Mother of God Poppy, just clicked on the link.

spongebrainbigpants · 11/02/2009 22:52

PP, aw, thank you, that's really sweet.

Love your mamaflage - do you think people would think I was weird if I bottle fed Alex under it?!

Right definitely off to bed!

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whinegums · 11/02/2009 22:59

Sponge, I missed your sweary post as well, which is a shame as I like a bit of swearing myself and it sounded like it was needed on that thread.

Poppy, it was me that asked about coat and sling wearing. I love the Scootababy, just wished I lived somewhere more temperate so I could use it more often.

I had my eyebrows threaded yesterday, and got my hair coloured and cut today, and I feel a million times better for it. Thought I should get myself tidied up for going to talk to the peeps about a job tomorrow - it's not an interview, not quite sure what to call it. I think they are just waiting to offer it to me, I just have to be careful not to talk myself out of it.

Right, off to bed...

neenztwinz · 11/02/2009 23:01

Love the mamaflage PP, yes the name should have been a warning to you! How do you check the baby is latched on properly ?

this is the funniest thing I have seen on MN in ages!

PenguinProject · 11/02/2009 23:18

OMG - just seen that thread Sponge...! BTW, my wasn't at you but at the OP and subsequent postings.

Neenz - Love that thread.

Good luck tomorrow Whinegums.

5gomad - LOL at your reaction to the coat.

Time for bed for me too now. See y'all! (Is that Redneck enough?)

pureeandpearls · 12/02/2009 07:19

Morning all- were you guys all drinking and mnetting last night? Looks like you were having a ball

Neenz- given your career I'm disappointed that you didn't have the inside scoop on Lee-from-Blue's ridiculous choice of name I read it in Hello! Other magazines are available....

Now off to hunt round the house to find something that will assuage my panpipe-playing, post-withdrawing, mamaflaging, artificial-mothering, tinned-junk-feeding envy. I want to join your club!!!!!!!

abdnhiker · 12/02/2009 07:59

slings I'm loving my babyhawk right now - it's the perfect successor to the close baby carrier which seems a bit much right now. Fraser's still small enough for it, but seems too old. I'm glad I never saw the babywearing jacket - it's something I'd have gone for in a moment of weakness.

whinegums I just tie the babyhawk over my jacket.

sponge I felt like I failed for having a medicated birth with DS1 because I'd swallowed all the NCT nonesense about how unmedicated births are better. Now I'm really mad at myself because I had such an easier birth with Fraser that I know that anyone who claims a "natural birth" has something to do with how great they are is full of s**t. You've had a more challenging time of it, right from conception, so maybe that makes you the better mother since you've had so much to overcome.

My SIL has a sister in Texas who seriously does saw Y'all. It's not said up north so we find it hilarious.

pleasechange · 12/02/2009 08:35

essie I often wonder what is counted as a 'natural' birth. I had a very early epidural, so spent hours lying down unable to move and ended up with ventouse delivery. Doesn't sound natural to me at all. Maybe it's only counted as natural if you subject yourself to maximum pain and discomfort for the better good

whinegums you've reminded me I really need to get my eyebrows done very soon. This is so not a good look!

aberdeen/poppy lol at that coat. I hope you got edie some fleecy legwarmers as well! I'm sure you'd be able to ebay it.

FiveGoMadInDorset · 12/02/2009 08:41

Morning all.

I also forgot to say yetsreday that I have managed to get our portable DVD player replaced after we ran over it

spongebrainbigpants · 12/02/2009 10:25

Neenz, I know the name is great isn't it?!Lol that he had to point out it was an acronym of his name too! Wish we'd called Alex AthewMt now - missed a trick there!

My concept of a natural childbirth is one without pain relief - don't ask me why I was so desperate to not have pain relief, but I had v romantic dreams of a water birth. My feeling of failure wasn't helped when a friend gave birth two days after me using nothing but paracetamol .

5, dare I ask how you ran over your DVD player - I have images of you driving through your lounge!

Seriously crap night last night after wonderful bedtime - I have been up since TWO am. Yes, you read that right . Quite manic with tiredness now .

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spongebrainbigpants · 12/02/2009 10:26

P&P, I can only speak for myself but I assure you I was sober!

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goingtohaveagoodnightssleep · 12/02/2009 10:59

Just trying to imagine the James Bond theme played by panpipes!

Not really sure what a natural birth is. With DD1 I was totally drug to the eye balls so it didn't feel very natural. With DD2 I had G&A and pethidine and it was a lovely experience and flet very natural. WIth DS I just had G&A and it was the most painful experience of my life, the fact it hurt so much made it seem more unnatural!

goingtohaveagoodnightssleep · 12/02/2009 11:01

sponge go back to bed!

I love the name, it's so funny!

goingtohaveagoodnightssleep · 12/02/2009 11:18

Ladies can you please answer me honestley, would you put these on a boy ?

Essie3 · 12/02/2009 11:19

See, I keep saying that Iestyn's birth was natural in that I had no intervention - but I did have an epidural. But it was after 3 days of contractions!
Someone did say to me that I should have managed with no pain relief because Iestyn was 6lb.

Anyone seen Bitofadramaqueen recently? If you're lurking, hello! I always think of you when I'm expressing. Still grateful for the pump!

Essie3 · 12/02/2009 11:21

goingto - I'd be more inclined to go for the red ones for a boy. Even though purple is my favourite colour. Mind you, how old is the boy?

goingtohaveagoodnightssleep · 12/02/2009 11:25

DS has them so 8 months. I love them, he also has them in blue and the matching tops and both the blue and purple overalls - I love TK Maxx so paid about a third of the websites price! He wore the pruple leggings with a green boys top to play group and was mistaken for a girl twice!

goingtohaveagoodnightssleep · 12/02/2009 11:28

Essie I think position makes more of a difference to size. DD2 was over a 1 lb heavier than DD1 and an easier birth. DS was facing thr wrong way which is what made his delivery so painful but once he turned he just zoomed out!

Essie3 · 12/02/2009 11:34

Yes, agree - Iestyn was back to back, hence three days!
I think they're fine for a boy - I did worry that you were about to dress a 10 year old in them though! Iestyn was in tights for a while. But he would get mistaken for a girl whenever he wore dungarees. No idea why, but it was a phase which has now passed it seems.

poppy34 · 12/02/2009 12:36

sponge Ihope you're in bed.

5 you're so right re that bloody coat

3 they're fine for a boy...

and re natural birth, I had lots of ideas about helping myself (eg hypnobirthing -which did help not so much re the pain but just generally getting thorugh time/keeping calm) but remember as my temp/blood pressure shooting up adn they suggested an epidural thinking who gives out medals for natural birth (in fact what I actually though was more along the lines of singing billy don't be a hero to myself but I'm hoping I didn't actually start to do that out loud.. its quite possible as I was on the G&A )

Essie3 · 12/02/2009 13:00

Good ol' G&A - why isn't it handed out routinely? At the dentist, for a smear test, hell, for a bikini wax?
I also thought I was speaking quietly but was actually saying everything out loud. Really loud.

pureeandpearls · 12/02/2009 13:38

Sponge obviously jinxed you. Will not comment on your FB status in future. Have a lovely nap.

Bollocks to natural birth. The first line of my birth plan read: I am not a martyr to pain. I expect to need drugs. Of course consultant also insisted I had epi because of SPD, but I'd have had one regardless. I'd do it all again tomorrow. In fact we are trying to do it all again...

Have managed to twist my ankle again, lugging babypearls in her carseat....have ordered the Kiddy InfinityPro but their site has gone mad in the wake of the Which report so even though I ordered one that was 'in stock' could be another fortnight.

LOL at boys being mistaken for girls. Even though I regularly dress babypearls head to toe in pink, the general populus of Bromley still coo and go "I'n't 'e luv-ly?"

PenguinProject · 12/02/2009 14:52

Natural births - My RL friend had one, sort of. She had gas and air only. However her husband states this quite proudly whereas she recalls begging for an epidural and being refused because she was so far gone. As her husband said "you didn't need it darling" in a patronising tone I could see in her eyes that she was planning to castrate him with a rusty spoon.

Good news 5.

P&P - Clearly baby P is working the trendy androgynous look.

Sponge - you must be cream crackered you poor thing.

Eyebrows

GoingTo - I like them. Altho like Essie I prefer them in red.

Gas and Air is fantastic and Epidurals rock! (Will I get chucked off of MN now? )

Do anyone seen this story about Salma Hayek cross feeding? Essie as our resident re-incarnated wet nurse, look at this.

systemsaddict · 12/02/2009 16:55

I am so sad - I'm really excited to know someone who nearly lives in LlanfairPG as the idea of the longest-name-in-the-world entranced me as a child!

Responding to a few recent things but probably far too late now!

The main sling I use is a woven wrap, once she grew out of the Moby. I love it, it's really secure and will be fine till she's quite a bit bigger, though a slight faff to tie you quickly get used to it. I have a Merry Carry in tiger eye brown which I love but I think they might have been discontinued, but am big fan of woven wraps in general esp. for anyone wishing they could still use a Moby. Have an Ergo too, but won't use that till I absolutely have to as I am confused by it! Got it for ds at 1 year and then got too pregnant to use it much. And I do wear a babywearing coat, but it's a Kindercoat - not v. stylish, like a walking jacket covered in zips with a big zip across the back, but it does mean I can zip her in the front and protect her from our Lancaster driving rain!!

I spent a fortune on different thermometers and could never get any of the ear ones to work, we now use a cheap digital under the arm one occasionally just to check, but my rule of thumb is to undress and give Calpol if they're hot and floppy, you can pretty much tell if they're uncomfortable with a fever.

C up every 1.5 hours last night - but I fed her in a chair rather than in bed to make the waking less rewarding for her. Also because dp has had a d+v bug and I didn't want her in bed with him to pass it on. She went back into her cot much more readily and fed much less than usual. I'm going to try keeping that up for a few days and see if it puts her off bothering to wake up - will require a will of iron on my part though not to snuggle into a nice warm bed with her!