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EachPeachPearMum · 04/03/2008 21:37

the TV remote is in the freezer, your car keys are down the loo, and there are little smears of food at knee height down each corridor!

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DontDreamItBeIt · 18/03/2008 17:48

Wasn't she the ten month pregnancy??

DS is getting embarrasing to take to toddler groups He is quite agressive and when other children pull his hair (very tempting as it is LONG) he pushes them over.

Not bad at my regular ones, as they know us, but I go lots of dirty looks at the one I went to today

I don't know what to do when he is naughy.... I can't get him to look at or even acknowledge me at all, so I'm just removing him , apologising to the parent and keping him away for a bit.

I'm going to have to start searching boy taming threads for some ideas....

Flamesparrow · 18/03/2008 19:04

ignore me, brain melt.. heartbeat before it was viable

bashin boy - I took hunker's advice and sit him on my lap and hold his arms down explaining why x was bad - he gets really stroppy about being held, and it seems to sink in more.

DontDreamItBeIt · 18/03/2008 19:35

I'm trying, but with no eye contact, I feel like I'm talking to myself. I did confine him to my lap but he then sits nicely for a bit, and gets off and goes and plays....

CantSleepWontSleep · 18/03/2008 19:41

I do the same as hunker/flame - sit her on my lap facing away, tell her she has to stay there for 2 minutes, hold her arms down and talk calmly to her about why what she did was wrong. I don't have to do it often these days .

DontDreamItBeIt · 18/03/2008 19:43

I'll keep going and hope that he is taking some notice of me, even though it appears otherwise.

Phoenix · 18/03/2008 20:01

How do you get your LO's to sit still for story time at toddler groups? Or have they always just done it cos they've always gone to them? I know it's probably my fault for not taking him before Will he just get used to doing it do you reckon?

How is everyone?

CantSleepWontSleep · 18/03/2008 20:03

None of my toddler groups do story time. One tried it for a couple of weeks, but no-one sat still and listened, so they abandoned the idea!

Bravo to you for going!

Phoenix · 18/03/2008 20:06

It is, i'm asking from the one my mum took him to last week and while toddler groups were mentioned i thought i'd ask now

I think i'll wait til after school hols to take him to the one near us.

Flamesparrow · 18/03/2008 20:10

I say it right in his ear so I know he can hear me.

I wasn't mean and heartless btw, I sent CSWS a text!!

Has been a hell of a couple of days.

Dropped the little dude to Psycho about 8.45am yesterday morning, worked for the day, got back to her by about 4.15pm, picked up DD from afterschool club, did sorting office, then went back to mum's. Boy was on a training course, so we decided that since we were together all day etc anyway, we might as well all eat together.

We had half joked last week about me sleeping there Monday night as it would be closer to school etc, fewer trips back and forth. So, 6.30pm last night we decided that was a bright idea. Oh yes. Spur of the moment decision.

"DD's" bed was made up as a double rather than a single, without her duvet cover, and in a different part of the room. DS can vault out of a travel cot in 2 seconds flat we have discovered.

They did not want to sleep.

They finally went quiet about 8ish, so I ran home to get the bits we needed for the morning.

Got back, DS was sobbing at the gate, DD was with him (stairgate, not garden... mum isn't cruel!!), went to pick him up to put him back to bed, and he smelled bad, so took him downstairs to do a nappy change. It was on his trousers so mum went to hunt out some new ones, at that point I noticed his hand (you know, the one he was sucking the thumb of - not an envy face!) was dirty... and I had washed them well after dinner. Sniffed and flung him into a bath!

Finally he is all sorted, and bouncing. It is half nine. He is downstairs in an attempt to get them to sleep seperately. She is sobbing that it is all wrong, she doesn't want to sleep at Gran's, she's changed her mind.

About 10, we put them back to bed, and run away. More sobbing at the gate. That was when Gran did angry voice - DD was in bed in seconds and didn't get back out, DS only took a second telling But then, he woke at 4am and was in with me

Today, Psycho is having issues with ballet runs, so I am frantically trying to find more childcare for the afternoon, a TA at the school (who mum knows and trusts and has a son the same age) said she would have him, so he was dropped to me at school, I ran him to a strange woman's house (he had never met her), and he didn't bat an eyelid!!! I don't know whether to feel proud or snubbed.

Finally, end of the day, all home (including Boy), kids in bed, I have had a bath, and I have developed a streaming cold over the course of the day.

Saying all that though, I am thoroughly enjoying being a grown up!!!

Flamesparrow · 18/03/2008 20:12

Story time?? I went to one where they had to sit and sing songs and say prayers before they were allowed food or drink. It was mean, they sat em all at tables so they thought they were being fed, then made them worship jesus (and glared at me because I wasn't saying the Lord's prayer )... note to self, check group's religion associations first...

DontDreamItBeIt · 18/03/2008 20:45

Sounds busy!

Story time.....DD1 always sat nicely.
DD2 didn't go into story time until she was almost 4 (they go into a side room at mine) but did join in the singing bit at the end.
DS doesn't do story time or singing. I keep him out of story ime and he runs round in circles, and when they come out to sing he , er, runs round in circles, climbs on the tables, screams if I try and make him join in Thankfully the people at this one are nice and don't mind at all.
I also sing "Thankyou um for cabbage patch" when everyone else thanks god

DontDreamItBeIt · 18/03/2008 20:46

Oh, go tomorrow, Phoenix. It will be quieter because it is near the end of term, and less scary

mustrunmore · 19/03/2008 07:58

I'm here! Pc wouldnt turn on yest, but is fine firsrt time this morn

Our playroup has suddnely got religious with change of person in charge. We hardly ever go anymore though!

Jas, you do have my new phone number, dont you? Just incase you want to come and visit! if not, csws will pass it on. I'm sure I sent it t oyyou, but am getting older and more senile all the time

csws, if ther ewas something very very small in Hitcxhein, could you pick it ip for me to save £12 postage? I know thats cheeky!! Dont worry if you're too tired being pg and all, or dont go that way. You know I have no concept of geaorgaphy or driving palces. Its some lego technic for ds1, 2 days left to go (if pc turns on it 2 dayds time)

Argghh!!!! Advice needed urgently re dry nights. Night 4, and he's only managed one dry.
And whwn he wakes up if he's weed, he's in foull mood and it takes an hour to put him back to sleep. I'm, knackered. He's not drinking before bed, all the obv stuff, but we cant wake him to lift him when we go to bed; just wont wake up! Do you think he's just not physcially ready? It was his idea toi try, as a result of a bit of peer pressure from younger friends having no nappies at night.

CantSleepWontSleep · 19/03/2008 08:03

Yes, no problem at all to pick up from Hitchin mrm. It's about the best place for me to get to!

damewashalot · 19/03/2008 08:04

MRM sounds like not ready, ds2 is still struggling, just doesn't wake, we were told not to worry until 7yrs but it is starting to upset him, we listed him every night for a long time then stopped last year when we realised wasn't making a difference any more. ds1 was dry at night before 3, they are just all different and boys can be slow.

Hello everyone else

Busy day best get on.

DontDreamItBeIt · 19/03/2008 08:12

yes I have your phone no, and car i back on the road...does ds1 break up ts week or next?

Night nappies....sonds just not ready. dd2 was dry at nigh before dd1.Nothing you can do if they aren't ready imo.

mustrunmore · 19/03/2008 08:40

He has Fri and Mon off, but then his 2 week hols starts 7th.

Thanks csws. Will see how it goes bidding-wise. I really nmed to get a good selection for about 99p, rather than a load of special stuff!!

Am wondering if you're right about the nappies. He wants to be dry though , and gets excited when he wakes up dry, having forgotten the wee in the night I think I'm going to try harder to wake him to wee, even if it means a huge tizzy, seeing as we only get a tizzy if he wees anyway. Truoble is, he alreadsy knows what rewards are on offer for a week of dry nights (dont have to be consecutive), so now he wantstrhem badly!

Phoenix · 19/03/2008 11:15

I've just got back from toddlers. I knew someone there so it was good. It is still on in the holidays too, only closed at christmas and new year.

CantSleepWontSleep · 19/03/2008 12:00

Well done Phoenix .

DontDreamItBeIt · 19/03/2008 12:11

Phoenix

Flamesparrow · 19/03/2008 18:03

PG

Flamesparrow · 19/03/2008 20:40

I have a cold and Tabs doesn't care

Come give me sympathy MRM

(Oh, the offer was open over easter weekend too, but understand if you are familying)

CantSleepWontSleep · 19/03/2008 20:45

Stop besmirching my name you, and concentrate on sleuthing.

Flamesparrow · 19/03/2008 20:48

Nyeh

Too snotty to sleuth I'm off to eat brie and read a book.

DontDreamItBeIt · 19/03/2008 20:49

When you've worked t out, let me know. (Assuming it is panickmoher of twins you are sleuhing)

mrm and/or csws- what are you doing Monday? I've just discovered fil will be arriving tomorrow and will be desperate to get away by then if dp is working