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April 2007 - Everybody wave to Mr Dippy!

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EllieK · 19/08/2007 22:46

time for a new thread ladies

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weeonion · 22/08/2007 18:03

octoandflash. have a great holiday and good luck to you!

Katy44 · 22/08/2007 18:04

weeonion, so sorry to hear you're suffering again You really have had a hard time of it. Sounds like a good plan to do it gradually so you don't get engorged.
octo...noooooooooooo
can't believe you're leaving us

Katy44 · 22/08/2007 18:08

sorry that was selfish
have a good hol and keep in touch xx

mammyjo · 22/08/2007 18:29

Lots of luck for the future octo. We will probably be here forever, so if you ever feel the need, you can always pop in! Love to you and your family xxxx

Runny, really sorry for not replying to your text the other day. Only just remembered about it - memory like a sieve with very very large holes! Are you still bf or is W onto formula now? Hope it goes ok with work xx

WO, cant believe you are having a rough time of it again. I really feel for you, I have only had a short spell of difficulty. Its a credit to you to have persevered for so long. Take care xx

EllieK · 22/08/2007 18:48

pleeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me Octo is joking someone?

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normabutty · 22/08/2007 18:54

Octo - hope you have a good hol, I'm sure Oooggs/WCL will keep us updated and you know where we are if you want to come back

EllieK · 22/08/2007 18:54

on the bottles, I have the second ones Dippy linked to, Tommee Tippee Closer to Nature/Freedom ones and have no problem with Joe and bottles/boobs

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EllieK · 22/08/2007 18:55

Matthew has a question.

WHY DO PEOPLE ONLY HAVE 2 FEET?

answers on a postcard please ................

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normabutty · 22/08/2007 18:56

Evolution

octoandflash · 22/08/2007 19:03

Because we've only got two legs

Thanks btw

normabutty · 22/08/2007 19:05

ah, you see, it's obvious that Octo has 3 kids isn't it????

CaptainDippy · 22/08/2007 19:12

"Cos that is the way God made us."

Octo ......... We'll miss you

Erm. Can't remember a thing .... pants ..... Need to go & tidy up downstairs and then DH needs the computer tonight, so I'll have to "see" you all tomorrow PM instead .... P has jabs then I'm working in the morning, but I'm home in the afternoon, so catch up then ....

Hope T is ok, katy ....

CaptainDippy · 22/08/2007 19:13

Eh, norma!?

EllieK · 22/08/2007 19:13

we love you Octo

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EllieK · 22/08/2007 19:14

I think norma means that Octo had developed the "because" form of answering that comes from having been asked difficult questions too many times

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EllieK · 22/08/2007 19:15

Skott just came round, we asked him, he said
"because we only have 2 legs"

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normabutty · 22/08/2007 19:17

Yes Ellie, that's what I meant!

EllieK · 22/08/2007 19:17

as I appear to be talking to myself I will know tell me all about my crappy, but hilarious day

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normabutty · 22/08/2007 19:18

I'm a nobody

CaptainDippy · 22/08/2007 19:19

Does Skott have three secret children!!?

Not you are not norma!

DH is aslep on the floor next to me - do I wake him or keep posting!!?

normabutty · 22/08/2007 19:20
Smile
normabutty · 22/08/2007 19:21

keep posting!!!

EllieK · 22/08/2007 19:21

so,

  1. I awoke at 08:08. To be at work on time I must leave home by 08:15. this did not happen

  2. Nursery are having a powercut so drop off took longer

  3. I forgot to get petrol day before so car is now starting to splutter and I must go to closest petrol station although it is in the wrong direction for work

  4. I don't know my boss' phone number so cannot ring in

  5. A stone hits my screen and chips it in 2 places

  6. My car starts making a funny noise. after consultation with brothers and then the garage it is in need of a new exhaust. thankfully it is still under warranty so this is covered.

I think that's it

you can tell I'm happy cos otherwise I'd be in floods of tears after that lot!

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EllieK · 22/08/2007 19:23

It is highly unlikely that Skott has 3 secrect children, while there are enough occasions that he could have created children, the condoms in a credit card that he proudly showed me in the middle of soft play, which my mother provides him with, are hopefully saving the planet from more of him

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EllieK · 22/08/2007 19:23

and no, you are not a nobody norma, just too bloody slow at typing

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