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April 2007 - Where sleep and time alone are just a dim and distant memory......

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EllieK · 28/05/2007 23:40

Grin
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EllieK · 03/06/2007 22:03

aw Eddas, bless ya!

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Eddas · 03/06/2007 22:04

Hey, they look good!!

EllieK · 03/06/2007 22:05

they'll look even better when being worn by 8 women with babies in tow

white coats anyone?

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Eddas · 03/06/2007 22:06
Grin
AngeG · 03/06/2007 22:12

Eddas thought you were talking about vibrators for a second there not kids toys

Ange's mind is in the gutter

AngeG · 03/06/2007 22:12

Off to bed now...night all xx

Eddas · 03/06/2007 22:13

how rude ange, me?

EllieK · 03/06/2007 22:15

night Ange

must confess i don't actually own a vibrator

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AngeG · 03/06/2007 22:15

Sorry

AngeG · 03/06/2007 22:18

Ok I was going to bed.

I do own a vibrator and J found it the other day and said in front of my brother and his girlfriend "Mummy I found something funny in your room, it looked a bit like a cucumber except it was pink"

Needless to say my brother and his girlfriend were in stitches

I didn't where to put myself or what to say!!

AngeG · 03/06/2007 22:18

I am going to bed now

EllieK · 03/06/2007 22:19

i'd have been mortified

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Sexonknackeredlegs · 03/06/2007 22:19

No vibrator??? Blimey!
Right, really must go to sleep - am knackered.

Night all. xx

AngeG · 03/06/2007 22:19

I think I need a locked box...or maybe just chuck it out

Sexonknackeredlegs · 03/06/2007 22:20

Ange, pmsl! B found mine too, but fortunately hasn't mentioned it.

EllieK · 03/06/2007 22:21

this is why i am not buying one

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EllieK · 03/06/2007 22:22

matthew tells everyone, everything

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Eddas · 03/06/2007 22:23

PMSL ange, that's why we have kids, the comments. Bet you'd rather it wasn't that one though

I don't have one either. Been to Ann Summers parties and some of them look a bit scary

Eddas · 03/06/2007 22:25

SOKL, your time will come

If B is anything like G she'll have it stored in her mind for THAT occassion IYSWIM!

EllieK · 03/06/2007 22:25

now do you see why i need a man?

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Eddas · 03/06/2007 22:28

Nope don't get it Ellie....

I'm married

bumble75 · 03/06/2007 22:33

Just a really quick post, haven't had a chance to read everything (although I did quickly skim the top and see chat of vibrators and Princess Leah bunches - I wish I was alert enough to stay awake and read more...)

Anyway, I started to catch up this afternoon and just want to say what would I do without the April ladies? In the ten minutes I was reading this thread I went from major tears and 'I am a crap mother and am never going to be any good at this' to 'I am not the only one going through this and I will get through it and am very probably not a crap mother'

So just a massive thank you to everyone and huge hugs to everyone... am determined to catch up tomorrow despite it being dh's first day back at work (wishful thinking possibly but will try).

xxx

EllieK · 03/06/2007 22:35

hi bumble, bye bumble

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EllieK · 03/06/2007 22:37

ok, so i need to find a man, but not marry him

i can live with that

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Eddas · 03/06/2007 22:38

Bumble, am with you, this bunch of ladies makes me realise that I am not going totally insane and that what i'm going through is normal and ok. It makes you feel so much better