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Plonkysaurus · 02/05/2014 22:24

Ta da!

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SqutterNutBaush · 21/05/2014 10:12

Oh and my original point was to ask if anyone was still BF'ing as I'm thinking of giving up but don't know how!

StormyBrid · 21/05/2014 10:20

Hello peanut, good to hear from you again! We do still have a few breastfeeders, who I'm sure will be along soon enough. How you stop, I have no idea!

yummy you'll hate me, but this wonder week is a riddle so far. Mainly because there isn't the incessant whining that characterised previous ones.

It was an apple pie, they were giving them away free at the children's centre. I couldn't be arsed to cook so we had apple pie and ice cream. Tonight I'm thinking meaty pie and mash.

Fartypants has just figured out how to get herself standing up without holding on to anything! Until now, every time she stumbled while walking she'd have to crawl over to a bit of furniture or a wall or whatever and pull herself up, which has scuffed her shoes horrifically.

StormyBrid · 21/05/2014 10:21

A riddle? A doddle! Stupid autocorrect...

somethingbeginningwith · 21/05/2014 14:44

yummy we're feeling the wonder week here too with the constant whining and the total hatred of all food. He's still sleeping well but I assume that's something to do with the snot. On Monday, he had three naps and yesterday he had two, which is so unlike him. He has, however, spent nearly all his time in the garden so probably knackers himself out that way.

I turned into a 14 year old last night and went to see McBusted. I lost my voice for the first time at a concert at the grand old age of 25.

ecofreckle · 21/05/2014 15:16

Something, I have a few things to say :-) 1) that one on facebook that you liked, I always thought 'who'd like that one?'! So I'm glad he has some fan love from you 2) a springer did you say? That will be huge amounts of fun but HARD work; they're super bouncy and need loads of exercise and stimulation for their clever doggy brains. How long now til you collect him? I expect lots of doggy pics on FB. Thank you! 3) I dreamt I went to your house last night. It was a tudor mansion based around a massive courtyard. When it was time for DS to nap you had to decide which of his 5 cots to put him in and likewise when we went for a walk he had an arsenal of strollers to choose from. He even had a whole room devoted to dressing up clothes. Where did that all come from??

Doli how lovely to have hanging tiles. Brilliant vernacular architecture for wildlife down where you are. The batties love them (my dissertation was on bats) and bees too. We would have no peanut butter without bees. They are VITAL :-) My dunce of a neighbour prodly told me he'd doused his bee's nest with wasp killer 'because the pest people wouldn't kill them as they're protected'. So we now have wasp killer laden dead bees in our garden. Very sad.

Plonky how are you doing? Which Cure song is your favourite? This is a test!

Yummy, like Something (but unlike that cah Stromy!) we're struggling with WW too. Muchos waling and foot stamping and general toddler PMT. Yuck. Relationship wise I miss so much if I am being honest. I miss gigs, camping every weekend, climbing mountains, being spontaneous, working, cinema, chatty meals out............... But life is changing and we do different stuff now. Lots of walks based around cafes and parks mostly. Every stage is a phase that moves onto something new. In a few years time ecotod will be able to power up mountains herself. I like Plonk's suggestion of a chat about the longer term aspirations of the relationship. I think we did this about a year ago and it involved raising our girl in Norfolk. Not Bedfordshire! But plans can alter too I guess. It's nice to know you're both singing from the same hymnsheet I suppose.

Squtter I am still BF. I am not an expert thought. With night feeds we went cold turkey at 11 months. I say cold turkey, it was carefully orchestrated and involved being with her when she asked for it overnight for a few nights, but politely declining her requests. Then at about 13 months we went cold turkey on day time feeds. She didn't notice. She has asked maybe twice over the last two weeks and I have let her. Otherwise we just offer snack and drink. She will not drink cows milk though, so it's water at snack time here. She still guzzles at 0700 upon waking and 1830 before bathtime. We're going to keep those going until she self weans. I think. Good luck.

Stormy: any before and after photos of the hair do?

Shattered, hard gym? Are you in the SAS?

Gerry and Doli it sounds like you had lovely weekends and may I offer congratulations on your first baby free nights away. I am going to do this before the summer is out. Gerry I don't think you missed anything massive. The odd bit of snot, whinging, tantrumming, that sort of thing.

Right, I'd better away. I'm in Bedfordshire presently and have work with me to get on with.

Plonkysaurus · 21/05/2014 18:45

I'm in the kitchen wolfing down dark nutty chocolate looking for a good recipe for turkey burgers. Aunt Flo arrived, so sorry you're not going to be aunties (or inties, see as this is t'internet). But hurrah!

Eco your neighbour did WHAT to a bees nest? I take it he is a ducking moron. We have a wasps nest and FIL has been helpful enough to suggest we borrow his shotgun, because 'you have to shoot the bastards'. I love FIL but it's on the side of our very much rented house. We live on a large estate.

My favourite Cure song is Friday I'm in Love because it's the first song I could play on the guitar.

And Something does live in a mansion! We call it The Pile. She has a doorman (I ignored him yesterday) and a Jeeves. Upon entering the Pile you can smell the creamery churning out goodies, and the stable boy is delicious.

Well almost. Her house is bigger than mine.

Hi Squtter sounds like you're enjoying each other.

Yummy these WWs are real doozies. And a triple whammy of ww, snot and teeth? I hope you have a good stash of choc

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Plonkysaurus · 21/05/2014 19:19

I got distracted. But I also meant to add that Something sticks out her pinkie when she drinks tea.

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yummychocolate · 21/05/2014 20:35

Wow plonky you can play the guitar? Very impressive.

I shouldn't eat chocolates but I still have a stash left from Belgium.

something do you eat tiny triangle sandwiches with the crusts cut off too?

Anyone else have any talents? I don't really have any other than I can make an amazing carrot cake. [Smile]

Shatteredmamma1 · 21/05/2014 20:42

yummy we are also Wwing here. I feel your pain. Wine

We are trying to do some relationship work too- hit a real low recently but hoping things are on the up. I also miss the cinema and Friday night dinner out!! Hmm DS is obviously worth it though.

Yes eco I am in the SAS as well as papping/spying
Legs are struggling today!

Hmm what else. Long day at work yesterday! Today was better Smile looking forward to a nice bank holiday weekend! gerry glad you enjoyed the hen, I've got a few lined up too!!! Wine for wine Wednesdays Smile

Shatteredmamma1 · 21/05/2014 20:50

X-post yummy I also like cake making Grin

dolicapax · 21/05/2014 22:29

What. A. Day. I think we must be WW-ing too. Or maybe it's post vaccine syndrome. Or molars. God knows. But it was fun Hmm not. Breakfast was yuck. Lunch was worse. Walks were rubbish. Toys were boring. Mummy is horrid. Life sucks. As for bed. What toddler in their right mind ever goes to bed?! I gave up in the end and let her watch TV until 10pm. I believe I may have once in my pre dc days claimed I would never do such a thing. I probably ought to add that to the list of things I was never going to do...

But it wasn't all bad as I had diet coke man on the roof, and the plumber drilling holes in the wall, so a view and a back track. Kept Dolitoddle entertained anyway.

Hopefully tomorrow I will have the time and energy to properly catch up, but right now.... milk, and then bed. Dolitoddle and I have so much in common!

Gerrythetootallgiraffeswife · 22/05/2014 06:45

We have another tooth! I know for you lot these things aren't exciting anymore, but it's only our third so still a novelty here!

The small one seems to have lost her ability to get herself to sleep at night. All she seems to need is a hand on her tummy for 2 minutes but after a year of self settling I'm a little nervous that this is how it starts... Maybe it's a ww thing as we too seem relatively unscathed by this one.

I met up with an old friend who is 7 months pregnant the other day. She asked if I had any advice. I told her not to list the things she'll never do as a parent, because she'll definitely do them, and will then feel rubbish about it.

Mine are:
Never ff
No dummy
No tv
Don't play on phone whilst in charge doing this right now
Don't just let her get away with things for a quiet life
Follow gina ford
Leave her to cry

Shatteredmamma1 · 22/05/2014 06:51

How many of those did you follow gerry ?! Grin

Gerrythetootallgiraffeswife · 22/05/2014 07:07

Not a single one...

BettyOff · 22/05/2014 08:43

It could be worse Gerry, my list was startlingly similar and I've tried to backtrack on all but failed on FF and dummy. Surely that's worse! It's not a good parenting moment when you're holding a few weeks old baby crying and pleading with it to just have the f*#^ing dummy. Ah well, we live and learn. Grin

I've dropped madam at nursery and have the day off work so I'm off back to bed for an hour. I need to wash pretty much all the clothes we own and get them dry in this awful weather, visit the dreaded ikea and toysrus, put up a curtain rail and make pizza dough and bread dough but without the small person this should be a doddle and I'll probably have time left over the catch up on Neighbours

BettyOff · 22/05/2014 08:43

P.S. This wonder week is crappy....and much longer than a week.

Plonkysaurus · 22/05/2014 09:00

Shattered so you're an SAS trained pap? Well I never Grin it was you taking pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge with her naps out, weren't it?

Doli oh I hate days like that. Days where I hang out by the front door around dp's usual home time so that I can thrust the baby into his arms and leave to scream into a pillow. Or at least, that's what I want to do. I'd have definitely let her stay up too, rather that than the frustration of constantly going into her room trying to settle her. I hope she let you sleep last night!

Gerry well done on the teef. And the list! May I add 'never forcing gender related toys on ds'. Well I haven't, but relatives have and I don't give a crap. I also said I'd never give him sugary food but he loves spaghetti hoops once on awhile.

Molar #1 is nearly out. And boy do we know about it. I just cba in the middle of the night now, so it was calpol and straight in with me. I also think I've discovered the origin of ds's squirty tummy - my lovingly homemade rhubarb compote. Next time I'll just give him a sugar laden petit filous.

We still have to adhere to nurserys 48 hour poo policy though, so it's off to ikea for us today to buy a load more tat to prettify our wedding!

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StormyBrid · 22/05/2014 09:03

We had a barbecue at my dad's yesterday, and Fartypants was in a right arse of a mood all afternoon. So the ww hasn't totally passed us by. Sleep not as good as it could be either but I suspect that's partly due to temperature - she's done better with the window open, and brilliant last night with open window and rain.

I can barely remember what my list of ways to parent contained. Less TV than we actually watch, certainly, but the five minutes' peace during ad breaks is a godsend. I was never going to smack at all, but she's had a few taps on the back of the hand when she's insisting on playing with the hob (although I can't bring myself to actually hurt her). Can't remember any more.

somethingbeginningwith · 22/05/2014 09:19

plonk you forgot to mention the moat surrounding the mansion!

eco 1) it's not just fan love, he is my actual soulmate...he even follows me on Twitter, so...yeah! 2) we get our new baby pup three weeks tomorrow and I'm really looking forward to the long, crazy walks and general bouncy-nuttiness! 3) that wasn't a dream. Don't you remember popping over for a light lunch of champers and caviar? Then we hopped in the golf buggy and I gave you a tour of the grounds; you even met the groundskeeper, remember? But really, what a brilliant dream. I am proud to have ventured into your subconscious! Grin

Well! Bloody granny!! Dropped DS off there this morning and my 4 yr old nephew was there too. Because DS saw him having his breakfast, he obviously demanded his so granny obliged. I went into the kitchen to get my coffee and watched as she poured sugar over his Weetabix. Apparently, it's ok because she always does it. No bloody wonder he turns his nose up at Weetabix when I give it to him. I made her take it off but it won't stop her from doing it next week, I bet.

Hooray for the tooth gerry

Plonkysaurus · 22/05/2014 09:31

Haha something that really made me laugh, no wonder he loves granny so much! Oh and don't let him tell ds of this, he has no idea that you can pour sugar on anything.

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Shatteredmamma1 · 22/05/2014 10:25

something Shock nothing like having your parenting undermined is there?! Angry
betty we had similar with the dummy! And bottle although we got there after weeks months eventually.

Yes yes plonk that's me Grin Grin

Well I've had 2 Shock moments in the last 24 hours. Leaving wallet at home and only realising when trying to pay for food Hmm and trying to return a library book when the library has been turned into a polling station. Felt a bit stupid and then didn't even vote as I'd forgotten to even look at the candidate leaflets through the door. There were three people there all looking pleased to see someone walking in so felt a bit silly! Anyone else want to share?

Oh and gerry how tall are you? nosy

StormyBrid · 22/05/2014 11:01

Ah yes, no sugary crap was on the list. Fartypants is at this moment eating a shortbread bunny. I draw the line at sugar on cereal though. We have runny honey instead.

Shatteredmamma1 · 22/05/2014 13:15

Shock stormy you know that's pure sugar right? Yummy though Smile
Just cleaning up highchair sick Hmm grim. Lovingly fed lunch- cough- vomit. Happens too often for my liking.
Plonk glad DS better Grin

StormyBrid · 22/05/2014 13:57

Yes, but it's like... milk from bees? Probably not quite so bad for you as refined white sugar though.

Shatteredmamma1 · 22/05/2014 14:13

Milk from bees! Grin