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Start your runners (talk) and your new jars of Jam, 'tis the season-almost.

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Vagolajahooli · 06/11/2013 09:04

Here we are ladies, time for all that talk of christmas table runners and chrissie deccy colour combos. And will we be getting some new Jam in this thread! Maybe not quite.

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NewYearRubes · 27/12/2013 12:54

I went on the 24th and have eaten continuously since. Decided I'll exercise tomorrow now that my last brandy has been poured. Then realized dh on call tmrw Sad
Def indith. Grin When I was fb many moons ago the weight shed so fast!

Mckayz · 27/12/2013 13:18

On the way home. There was a misunderstanding with the doctor and nurse. He said we could go home but the nurse thought he said we couldn't.

So so happy!!!

Indith · 27/12/2013 13:24

:) Kayz

Sadly with regards to bf and weight loss I have pretty much reached the critical point where I'm not feeding enough to able to continue eating like I'm feeding a newborn.

JamInMyWellies · 27/12/2013 13:30

Kayz thats great news!

I cant wait to start exercising properly again. Feel immensely flabby. I have just eaten for lunch half an avocado with prawns and then followed it up with toast and fois gras then finished off with some parma ham. I also made a batch of tablet and have consumed most of it myself. Is it any wonder this baby is not coming out its feasting on lots of lovely food.

I will need to feed for approx 5yrs to lose all this weight.

Indith · 27/12/2013 14:41

fart

fart mummy.

mine. Mine fart.

toddlers are just so lovely to live with don't you think?

beans37 · 27/12/2013 18:57

well done Jam. good eating is a must.

have eaten nothing today as been so sick. am now in bed with a thumping headache and burny wee. trying to stop dehydration, but whatever I drink comes back up. yuck. Managed to drag myself down to see my sister and her family in Kent and went straight to bed when I arrived. she had to look after my children. oops. Am tucked up in bed now too.

night all x

PS I feel no compunction to exercise. have lost 5lbs just in 1 day. Bleugh.

NewYearRubes · 27/12/2013 22:38

It would appear I'm fully entrenched in the post Christmas anticlimax Off to bed and just realized I only put a jumper over my pj top this morn Blush
Beans I hope the d&v has subsided.
Vag I'm Envy
Night all x

JamInMyWellies · 28/12/2013 06:15

Well I think this is it!! Am getting pain every 20 mins but it's all at the front of my bump. So very different to previous labours.

If it actually labour. Will return later with ouch fuck ouch fuck or buggeration it's stopped again. Grin

RTjoke · 28/12/2013 07:11

Yay Jam! Regular updates please. How are you feeling? Have you got child care sorted? So exciting!

Nolda · 28/12/2013 07:27

Oooo, I do hope this is it, Jam. Let us know.

ZuleikaJambiere · 28/12/2013 07:52

Go Jam go, and still plenty of time to be in the MLU. Wishing you a safe birth and new baby snuggles v soon. x

Glad to hear you're back home with DD Kayz

JamInMyWellies · 28/12/2013 07:53

Tis v slow. Don't think this one is going to beat and speed records

beans37 · 28/12/2013 08:01

Ooh ooh, how exciting! And he's going to have a brilliant date for parties! New Year birthday combo!

D&V receded, and just left with banging headache and cricked neck.

Good luck, Jammy!

X

NewYearRubes · 28/12/2013 08:09

Good luck Jam! Give me some cheery news soon please!
Dh back to work this morn through until Mon! - Sad and also working the 1st so no new year plans urgh.

Indith · 28/12/2013 08:48

Yay jammy!

RTjoke · 28/12/2013 09:10

Not enough updates Jam! Indulge us with a live labour thread.

JamInMyWellies · 28/12/2013 09:15

Still pretty sore and inconsistent. Seem to get 2 pretty much on top of each other then nothing for half hr or so.

Bit boring really not the speedy birth I had with DS2.

Indith · 28/12/2013 09:19

All good though, just keep pottering along. Smile

RTjoke · 28/12/2013 09:26

Bounce on your ball with legs apart. I swear I bounced DS down and out. So exciting! Are the boys still with you?

sybilfaulty · 28/12/2013 09:57

Oh, good luck, darling, I hope it gets going in earnest soon and that your fine young fellow is here shortly. I have only done one labour which was not the model of a good birth so I won't offer advice, just lots of love and dilating vibes for your cervix. Go Jammy! XXX

JamInMyWellies · 28/12/2013 10:52

Since my last message it's been a bit fast. Went to shower and have had another massive spoldge of show then one ever 5 mins.

Have just packed the boys off to my friends.

Back on the ball eating a banana.

Indith · 28/12/2013 10:54

Woohoo!

NewYearRubes · 28/12/2013 10:59

Yay! Live the notification if new posts here! Good luck jammy x

RTjoke · 28/12/2013 11:11

Yay! Yay! Yay! Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!

My bet is 14.25, 8lbs 3oz.

How do you get notifications Rubes?

JustRubes · 28/12/2013 11:14

when you click on threads you are watching, there's an option at the top to get notifications or not. It's via email so I just delete it as soon as it comes in otherwise I'd be swamped