Back. O now up from the shortest nap ever 
Terrible, terrible night here. Lots of screaming (O) and shouting (DP) and hiding under a pillow (me).
Basically, he woke up an hour after we went to bed. I hadn't yet fallen asleep. I heard him roll out the toddle pod and hit the cot bars. DP got up to put him back, but he wouldn't go down. Multiple failed transfers, water and calpol later he went down. But just kept waking every 5-10 minutes.
DP was being a dick as he always is in the night, and kept waking up when the dog moved, a car went past, I shuffled in bed. But a screaming hysterical baby? No. That doesn't wake the fucking cunt him.

Oh, and this morning O has ripped a piece of wallpaper off the wall. How do I know it was him? I found it in his mouth. It must have been in there quite a while as he'd been playing at my feet for 20 minutes and not ventured to the wall where he has ripped it from
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I've realised, I can not baby proof from O. :(