I wouldn't swap places with Kate for all the tea in China. Much as I love showing off my baby, it is on my terms, not on the terms of the worlds media. Privacy is an undervalued commodity. That said I am sooooo intrigued to see the baby!
Det that's total wank would have used the g-word but don't dare! - I hope the union are able to help you out although no doubt, you'll give them a piece of your mind!
Lily could you chuck a bucket of water out your window? 
Stunt that's just plain stupid. Of course you can give them both together! If you want our gaviscon supply, then pm me and am happy to send it your way xx
PR can't imagine for one moment why you don't want your MIL to have the kids....!
Pass have a you silly sausage. Better day tomorrow.
DH and I were watching a program earlier - The girl withh 90% burns. We got as far as the bit where her mum was describing discovering that the room was on fire with her daughter in it, and were both in floods. I literally had to sob at him to turn it off. Bloody awful.
DH came with me to collect F from nursery today - we went into the room, and she was sat on the floor, merrily nomming a toy. She didn't see us, so I was en route to her to say hello and give her a cuddle, when DH sort of bellowed "littlepig". She jumped a country mile and screamed with shock, then sobbed and sobbed! I think dh was a bit gutted, as I've been raving about the amazing grins I get when I collect her!