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November 2012 - Crawling? Already? Uh-oh!

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StuntNun · 24/06/2013 22:05

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1779903-November-2012-The-weaning-adventure-continues

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ILikeItUpTheArse · 29/06/2013 22:22

Not cool enough to be Pass.

ILikeItUpTheArse · 29/06/2013 22:24

Perhaps Pass is Shitter? Only Pass could combine Shitter and Please in the same name and then worry in case it is too crude.

ILikeItUpTheArse · 29/06/2013 22:25

Hmm...

MadameGazelleIsMyMum · 29/06/2013 22:26

Shitter was me. Had a ring to it, but not enough for a permanent change. Grin

With impeccable timing, DS has had a coughing fit just as I go to bed. Every bloody night. It's obviously not his fault, but his timing is spookily accurate. Have made DH take him downstairs to hold upright while DH watches some crap film.

ILikeItUpTheArse · 29/06/2013 22:27

I don't like it up the arse btw. Not since the fucking piles.

ILikeItUpTheArse · 29/06/2013 22:28

Makes sense. Detective doesn't know how to name change.

ILikeItUpTheArse · 29/06/2013 22:30

Whoop whoop Madame! Very subtle! I like Wink

ILikeItUpTheArse · 29/06/2013 22:31

Took me a while.

MadameGazelleIsMyMum · 29/06/2013 22:31

arse is annoyingly familiar but just out of reach. So to speak!

ILikeItUpTheArse · 29/06/2013 22:33

Annoying. Yes.

ILikeItUpTheArse · 29/06/2013 22:33

Familiar. I would like to think so.

MadameGazelleIsMyMum · 29/06/2013 22:34

BPLP?

TheDetective · 29/06/2013 22:35

I'm still saying PR!

And I'll have you know, MNHQ fixed my account for me mwhahaha!

MadameGazelleIsMyMum · 29/06/2013 22:37

Or is it det with a bit of mix-direction.

It's going to be really bloody obvious. For a leetle moment I wondered if it was luis but that would be a bold name change for a williewearer.

ILikeItUpTheArse · 29/06/2013 22:37

Not clever enough to be BPLP.

It would be a good name for PR. Sorry for pinching it. Besides she likes it up everybody else's arses.

MadameGazelleIsMyMum · 29/06/2013 22:37

Mis-direction FFS. Fucking autocorrect.

MadameGazelleIsMyMum · 29/06/2013 22:38

H'ok, there's a bit of "not x enough to be x" going on here.

ILikeItUpTheArse · 29/06/2013 22:38

Not witty enough to be Luis. Besides he is never seen in daylight hours.

I am not PP as I have not mentioned pre-folds yet.

MadameGazelleIsMyMum · 29/06/2013 22:41

Did chasing get piles?

Whoever you are, you def have a familiar voice. I'm sorry I keep getting it wrong. I'm clearly too thick to be allowed on the thread anymore!

TheDetective · 29/06/2013 22:41

VQ?!

ILikeItUpTheArse · 29/06/2013 22:42

Detective was correct on her second guess.

Formerly known as VQ Grin

That was fun! Who's next?

ILikeItUpTheArse · 29/06/2013 22:43

X post Detective. You know me too well Grin

TheDetective · 29/06/2013 22:43
Grin
ILikeItUpTheArse · 29/06/2013 22:43

You are awesome Madame. You added an e yes?

TheDetective · 29/06/2013 22:43

Clearly Wink