Without a doubt madam.
Poor you GT. I sounds utterly awful. All of it.
Well. We had a lovely day yesterday followed by an interesting evening.
We walked to the toddler group based at the uni campus which is roughly a 5 mile round trip. It was a beautiful day and I think we both enjoyed the change of scene. Toddler group itself was quite nice - very quiet and almost babies.
So then it was bedtime. P did what she does occassionally which was all asleep on the bottle then have a reawakening when being put to bed. She was quite happy but just not sleeping but clearly tired so lots of popping in, dummy, shooshing popping out again. At about 7:45 I sit down with a coffee thinking that she has settled. Just as I lift the coffee to my lips the cat bowls into the room. She was being really weird and I thought she was havig a fit. So I start to get up to see what is wrong when suddenly I have a realisation of what is happening. She has a poo stuck in her bottom. At the same time as I realise this the cat makes a break for the rug. All I can do is watch in horror and she trailes her shitty arse in zigzags across the cream rug. She finally dislodges said shit and settles herself happily for some bottom cleaning.
I am left staring, mouth open and coffee cup still semi-raised to my lips. At this point P cries out and needs some attention.
I end up having to abandon the pootastophe to spend 10 minutes shoosh patting P trying not to giggle.
So. Then I had to deal with the poo. I think "ah well, I was going to clean the rug anyway." I used this vanish stuff which turns wet on contact with the rug. It was awful, noxious stuff which went EVERYWHERE! I then end up trapped in the kitchen while the stuff dries and the cat is sitting outside the sitting room on the stairs like she was on the naughty step.
Then I start the nightmare job of hoovering the stuff up. Every time I moves the Hoover forward this stuff rolled everywhere. I ended up havig to shift all the furniture and Hoover the entire room followed by mopping all the wooden bits of the floor because the damned stuff stuck to it.
I get this finished at 9pm. DH was getting back from a meeting at the back of 9 and I had tea to cook.
Bloody kitty!!