I nibble LOs fingernails. Have avoided her toes thus far but they are getting a bit long and keep scratching me and have NO CLUE how to sort them out. Clearly can't bite them as she'll boot me in the face, but equally they seem far too small to use clippers. Confusing
We still use cotton wool for changes detective as wipes seem to make her bottom sore, which is a shame since dh went a bit mad buying wipes in a 3-for-1 offer some months back.
Finally attempted to dtd, which was fine. Only slightly marred by dh singing wobble wobble wobble in a made up tune. Which my brain converted to wobble wobble wobble...til the very next day. I should never ever have googled that song after all the chat. Never.
pikz sorry you're feeling crap 