scooby, the end is in sight already... As BeeMyBaby reminds us, skype is there, and of course we are here, too! 
Good to know no-one's going to make an episode of "House"! Is that where you got the term "frequent flyers", hawthers? 
BeeMyBaby, that's a brilliant attitude, totally the opposite of the OP on another thread I'm contributing to at the moment. I must admit I had a bit of a go at the OP, as she's whining that she has told her MIL not to teach her child foreign words (the child is already 16m, fgs), and moaning that - o the horror - the MIL is nevertheless encouraging the child to call her (grandmother) something in her own language and also possibly discussing pee and poo (yet who doesn't need to talk about such things with a child?!)! It is implied that the OP herself is not of entirely English background, so maybe she has issues about her own ethnicity, but that's no reason to cut your child off from the rest of the family, especially if the rest of the family doesn't speak English (or not as a first language)! Of course, it's possible that the MIL is dreadful in many ways, but getting all stroppy about language seems the most ridiculous stand to take....
Oops, I'm having a go again.
DD has still not pooed, and her poor tummy is all hard, but she took her milk feed and went back to bed, so I guess it's no longer really hurting. I'm cancelling the trip to the bank this morning, though, as even normal poos go everywhere, so this one is really going to be the "litre of mustard yellow paint" Mmmcheese (Mmmyellowpaint) was talking about! 